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Month: August 2026

Wolverine claws its way onto overpriced limited PS5 consoles somehow
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Wolverine claws its way onto overpriced limited PS5 consoles somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, earth-shattering, and potentially wallet-draining news in the gaming universe: PlayStation has announced a limited…

Massachusetts Legalizes Abortion Up Until Kindergarten
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Massachusetts Legalizes Abortion Up Until Kindergarten

FinnAugust 11, 2026

    BOSTON, MA — Governor Maura Healey signed into law House Bill 5595 this morning, legalizing abortion in the state…

Rob Zombie’s Firefly Trilogy Hits 4K Ultra HD In Eight Disc Set
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Rob Zombie’s Firefly Trilogy Hits 4K Ultra HD In Eight Disc Set

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Rob Zombie’s Firefly film trilogy will be released as a 4K Ultra HD eight-disc box set on October 13th via…

Cypress Hill Drops First All Spanish Language Album
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Cypress Hill Drops First All Spanish Language Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

For Cypress Hill, making Dios Bendiga, the band’s first album of original songs written entirely in Spanish, meant returning to…

Trump Upgrades to Slightly Less Outdated Plane
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Trump Upgrades to Slightly Less Outdated Plane

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump secretly switched planes before departing Turkey last month…

TIFF 2026 Parades 5 Mystery Guests and Some Actual Movies Too
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TIFF 2026 Parades 5 Mystery Guests and Some Actual Movies Too

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

TIFF 2026 is just around the corner, and the organizers are pulling out all the stops to make this year’s…

Xenomorph Queen Freezes Eggs
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Xenomorph Queen Freezes Eggs

FinnAugust 11, 2026

    ARCHERON (LV-426) — A grotesque creature scientists identified as a Xenomorph Queen reportedly elected to freeze its eggs until…

Garth Brooks Announces 2026 Blame It All On My Roots Tour
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Garth Brooks Announces 2026 Blame It All On My Roots Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Garth Brooks is embarking on a new arena tour, “Blame It All On My Roots,” which marks the country legend’s…

Jamila Woods Sets 2026 HEAVN 10th Anniversary Tour Dates
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Jamila Woods Sets 2026 HEAVN 10th Anniversary Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Jamila Woods is set to celebrate the 10th anniversary of her acclaimed debut album, HEAVN, with a late fall 2026…

Lombardo and Lustmord Unleash New Music Project Paleomagnetic Resonance
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Lombardo and Lustmord Unleash New Music Project Paleomagnetic Resonance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Legendary metal drummer Dave Lombardo (ex-Slayer, Misfits) and pioneering ambient electronic artist Lustmord have formed a new project fittingly called…

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