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Month: August 2026

Allison Russell Hits Road For 2026 North American Tour Dates
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Allison Russell Hits Road For 2026 North American Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Allison Russell has announced a fall 2026 North American tour in support of her brand new album, In the Hour…

KOTOR Spiritual Successor Emerges From Lucasfilm’s Latest Money GrabAttempt
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KOTOR Spiritual Successor Emerges From Lucasfilm’s Latest Money GrabAttempt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

It’s time to get excited, fellow gamers, because a new Star Wars game is on the horizon, and it’s shaping…

Troy Sanders Thinks 5 MASTODON Members Isnt A Recipe For Disaster Somehow
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Troy Sanders Thinks 5 MASTODON Members Isnt A Recipe For Disaster Somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s been a long time coming? 🤯 MASTODON’s new album, “Marrow…

Dave Lombardo joins Lustmord because his 401k wasnt enough
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Dave Lombardo joins Lustmord because his 401k wasnt enough

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some ambient electronic music to shake up your existential dread? 😱 Because Lustmord,…

Mississippi’s Racist History Reenacts Itself Again Apparently
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Mississippi’s Racist History Reenacts Itself Again Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest news from Mississippi, and I have to say, it’s…

Tallest Man on Earth Drops New Album and Single
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Tallest Man on Earth Drops New Album and Single

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Kristian Matsson, aka The Tallest Man on Earth, has announced his eighth studio album, Just Beyond Endless Mountain, out October…

Death Cab for Cutie Returns to Tiny Desk Concert Series
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Death Cab for Cutie Returns to Tiny Desk Concert Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Death Cab for Cutie returned to the NPR office to perform their second Tiny Desk Concert. Death Cab initially made…

Dave Matthews Band Sets Fall 2026 Tour Schedule
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Dave Matthews Band Sets Fall 2026 Tour Schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Dave Matthews Band has announced a run of fall tour dates taking place in November 2026. The trek kicks off…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT Backs Mike Lindell for Minnesota Governor Today
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT Backs Mike Lindell for Minnesota Governor Today

Milton TruthwellAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

We interrupt your regular programming to bring you this urgent transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE. In a shocking display of…

Oh Boy Get Ready for the Most Epic Releases Ever What’s New in Home Video – Project Hail Mary!
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Oh Boy Get Ready for the Most Epic Releases Ever What’s New in Home Video – Project Hail Mary!

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

This week’s releases are so lit, you’ll need shades to read about them! 🕶️👀 We’ve got a bunch of awesome…

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