TV’s Richard Lloyd Battles Bile Duct Cancer, GoFundMe Campaign Underway
Richard Lloyd, co-founding guitarist of Television, has been diagnosed with cholangiocarcinoma, a serious form of bile duct cancer. According to…
Month: August 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: ICE Withholds Ilhan Omar Fraud Probe Records Citing Ongoing Proceedings
The latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE has left many scratching their heads, as ICE refuses to disclose records on…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump boasts strong endorsements and loyal candidates
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, it’s about the unparalleled success…
Phoenix Cops Fired For Doing Their Job Too Enthusiastically Apparently
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest shenanigans from the Phoenix police department, and I just can’t…
L’AGENCE Finally Decides to Make Clothes That Won’t Get You Kicked Out of the Country Club for Looking Like a Total Slob On the Tennis Court
Oh boy, are you ready for some over-the-top, ridiculously expensive, and totally-not-needed tennis fashion? 🎾💅 Because L’AGENCE, the ready-to-wear line…
Dad’s Family Reunion Plans Foiled By Border Patrol
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama, folks. Luis Manuel Aviles, a 48-year-old handyman from Nicaragua, was…
Anime Torment at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)
Deathcore from Czechia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
Cytotoxin at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)
Technical/Brutal Death Metal from Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Internal Suffering at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)
Technical Brutal Death Metal from New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Pete Buttigieg Tries Again With Black Voters In South Carolina
Pete Buttigieg is back in South Carolina, and this time he’s got his sights set on 2028. Folks, I almost…