Billy Strings Rocks Helmet Onstage After Onstage Incident
Billy Strings isn’t making a career pivot into being a minor league hockey player. He’s just protecting his noggin from…
Month: August 2026
Robots thrive, humans not so much on West Coast apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the job market on the West Coast, and folks, I almost spilled my…
Simpsons Star Predicts Beloved Show Nears Its Final Episodes
The voice of Bart Simpson has spoken and declared the end may be nigh. On the August 4th episode of…
Top 10 Reasons To Move To California
With the population of California diminishing of late, we at The Babylon Bee are here to help turn the…
Madonna Honors Producer William Orbit in Heartfelt Tribute
Madonna has penned an emotional tribute to late musician and producer William Orbit, describing him as an inspiration in a…
Mayor’s 9/11 Commemoration GaffeBecause Of Course It Happened
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks is…
LA Neighborhood Upgraded to Toxic Hellhole Status
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy warehouse fire in Boyle Heights, Los Angeles, and I just…
Teenage Cashier Desperately Hoping Middle-Aged Man Will Start Up Small Talk With Her
ROANOKE, VA — Upon seeing a middle-aged man join her line, local 16-year-old grocery cashier Mandy Banks began desperately…
Trump’s Immigration Plan Sparks Joy Among Chaotic People Everywhere Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is facing pushback from industry groups over its…
Wingtip of legendary ace’s plane returns after 78 year delay
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A piece of a World War II fighter plane that crashed…