Larry David Claims Responsibility for Obama’s Infamous Tan Suit Debacle
In case you forgot that Barack Obama is an executive producer on Life, Larry, and the Pursuit of Unhappiness, the…
Month: August 2026
Rioter Demands Refund For Trying To Overthrow Government
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the January 6th saga, and I have to…
Heart Wraps First Studio Album In Over Ten Years
Heart have put the finishing touches on their first album in more than a decade. Guitarist Nancy Wilson has revealed…
Pentagon Takes Away Former Air Force Secretary’s Spy Stuff Privileges
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Pentagon, folks. It seems that former Air Force…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Judges block Trump’s White House renovations citing presidential tenant status
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has issued a scathing rebuke to…
Take Two CEO Shrugs Off Grand Theft Auto VI Disc Shortage Concerns
Strauss Zelnick, CEO of Rockstar Games parent company Take-Two, has dismissively brushed off questions about the digital-only release of Grand…
Travis Barker Admits He Never Watches The Kardashians Show
When Travis Barker began dating his now-wife Kourtney Kardashian, he indirectly signed up to be on one of the world’s…
Generals Suddenly Interested in Exit Strategies
Well, folks, it looks like Gen. Dan Caine, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, is trying to find a way…
Stella Lefty Sells Out Debut Tour Get Tickets Now
Stella Lefty is continuing her breakout year by embarking on her first-ever headline tour, “Lefty Live,” which will carry the…
Margaret Glaspy Breaks Down New Album I Am Both
Margaret Glaspy’s new record, I Am Both, is a stripped-back affair, produced by Joe Henry and featuring a tight trio…