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Month: August 2026

Plane Successfully Lands Without Exploding On Florida Highway Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Plane Successfully Lands Without Exploding On Florida Highway Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a small plane that made an emergency landing on a Florida interstate,…

Boy George Dropped by Label Over AI Created Pro Israel Track
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Boy George Dropped by Label Over AI Created Pro Israel Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

The fallout for Boy George after releasing an AI-created, pro-Israel song that included controversial lyrics is continuing as he has…

Trump Team Urges Miller to Quit Amid Abuse Claims
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Team Urges Miller to Quit Amid Abuse Claims

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Rep. Max Miller, and let me tell you,…

Trump Mulls Booting Pirro Over Reflecting Pool Fiasco Because Why Not
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Trump Mulls Booting Pirro Over Reflecting Pool Fiasco Because Why Not

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump considering removing Jeanine Pirro, the US attorney for the District…

Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Wore Mask With Least Effort
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Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Wore Mask With Least Effort

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Oh boy, it’s official: Sid Wilson, aka #0, is out of Slipknot! 🚫 I mean, it’s not like we didn’t…

Kylie Cantrall Hits Road with Valley Girl Problems Tour
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Kylie Cantrall Hits Road with Valley Girl Problems Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

Kylie Cantrall has announced “The Valley Girl Problems Tour,” her first headlining run, for fall 2026. The 15-date North American…

US Strikes Kill Totally Innocent People Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Strikes Kill Totally Innocent People Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the US military’s strikes on alleged drug boats, and I have to…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Masterson gets endorsement for Kansas governor bid August 4th election
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Masterson gets endorsement for Kansas governor bid August 4th election

Milton TruthwellAugust 3, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Kansas should be thrilled. In a recent Transmission on Truth Social,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump endorses Senator Roger Marshall for re-election
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump endorses Senator Roger Marshall for re-election

Milton TruthwellAugust 3, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Kansas are rejoicing. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump endorses Tracey Mann for Kansas election August 4th
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump endorses Tracey Mann for Kansas election August 4th

Milton TruthwellAugust 3, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the people of Kansas’ “Big First” Congressional District are rejoicing. In a recent transmission…

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