AVENGED SEVENFOLD Ditches Labels Because Who Needs Healthcare Anyway
Oh no, the sky is falling! Avenged Sevenfold’s M. Shadows just announced that the band is done with record labels,…
Month: August 2026
Lindsey Graham’s Senate seat sparks chaos in South Carolina
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, President Trump has thrown his support behind Darline Graham, the…
‘Only Elite Assassins Can Do This,’ Says Candace Owens Of 6-Month-Old Crawling Across Kitchen Floor
NASHVILLE, TN — Podcast host Candace Owens explained to listeners that only the most highly-trained commandos could execute the…
Pilates studio owner trades core strength for mountain of problems
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sarah Mallory Geis, a Pilates studio owner from San Antonio, Texas, who…
Constance Wu Faces an Alien Nightmare in The Outer Threat
Get ready for a cinematic experience that’s out of this world – or at least, that’s what the marketing team…
Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Spins Around In Circle
I just spilled my beer all over my favorite Slipknot t-shirt and I’m still trying to process the news that…