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Month: August 2026

Gaming’s Greatest Hits Recycled Again with Battlefield Top Gun Mashup
Breaking, Games News

Gaming’s Greatest Hits Recycled Again with Battlefield Top Gun Mashup

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Get ready for a healthy dose of excitement and skepticism as EA’s latest cash grab, err, I mean, “content update”…

Tupac’s Alleged Killer Finally Gets Day in Court After Ages
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tupac’s Alleged Killer Finally Gets Day in Court After Ages

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the legendary Tupac Shakur, and I have to say, this guy’s life was…

‘Do You Have Any Idea Who I Am?’ Jalen Brunson Shouts At Librarian Refusing To Move Him Up ‘Lonesome Dove’ Waitlist
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‘Do You Have Any Idea Who I Am?’ Jalen Brunson Shouts At Librarian Refusing To Move Him Up ‘Lonesome Dove’ Waitlist

FinnAugust 17, 2026

       NEW YORK—Slamming both hands on the circulation desk after learning he was 17th in line for Larry McMurtry’s Pulitzer…

Blackmore Hints At Final Deep Purple Reunion
Live, Music News

Blackmore Hints At Final Deep Purple Reunion

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

Ritchie Blackmore has offered insight into what spurred his recent onstage reunion with Deep Purple, the band he helped form…

Jonas Brothers Launch Burning Up Tour Across North America
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Jonas Brothers Launch Burning Up Tour Across North America

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

The Jonas Brothers have announced “The Burning Up Tour All Over Again,” a fall 2026 North American run that serves…

Anthony Michael Hall Reflects on 50 Years in Hollywood
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Anthony Michael Hall Reflects on 50 Years in Hollywood

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

Anthony Michael Hall has spent five decades discovering that the strangest career turns can sometimes be the ones worth taking.…

Actress Hayden Panettiere Dead at 36 Leaving Heroes Fans Heartbroken Suddenly
Breaking, Movie News

Actress Hayden Panettiere Dead at 36 Leaving Heroes Fans Heartbroken Suddenly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Well, it looks like another celebrity has left us far too soon, and I’m not just talking about the latest…

Strawberry Prices Set To Become Your Newest Expense Nightmare Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Strawberry Prices Set To Become Your Newest Expense Nightmare Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about strawberries, and I have to say, it’s a real treat.…

Trump Casually Rewires US Capitalism Behind Smokescreen of Red Scare
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Casually Rewires US Capitalism Behind Smokescreen of Red Scare

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Trump is trying to have it both…

RIKKI ROCKETT still playing same old songs because bills dont pay themselves
Breaking, Music News

RIKKI ROCKETT still playing same old songs because bills dont pay themselves

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-desperate attempts to cling to the past? 🙄 Because I’ve got some…

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