Slipknot Cuts Ties With Sid Wilson
Slipknot have fired longtime band member Sid Wilson, according to TMZ. If confirmed, it would mark the end of a…
Month: August 2026
Schools Deploy Pepper Spray Drones To Combat Shootings
Several schools across the U.S. are deploying pepper spray-dispensing drones in an effort to combat school shootings, an approach…
Savannah Guthrie Still Missing Mom Six Months Later Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Savannah Guthrie’s mom, Nancy Guthrie, who has been missing for six months now.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DJT threatens to keep Todd Blanche as Acting AG amid senator opposition
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the fate of the United States Attorney General hangs in the balance. In a…
Universities cash in on students’ desperate quest for online fame
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest trend in higher education, and I have to say, it’s a…
Spider-Man: Brand New Day is Totally Not a Desperate Cry for Help and a Rehashing of the Same Old Boring Storylines
Oh boy, are you guys ready for another Spider-Man movie? I mean, who isn’t tired of the same old web-slinging,…
AVENGED SEVENFOLD Ditches Labels Because Who Needs Healthcare Anyway
Oh no, the sky is falling! Avenged Sevenfold’s M. Shadows just announced that the band is done with record labels,…
Lindsey Graham’s Senate seat sparks chaos in South Carolina
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, President Trump has thrown his support behind Darline Graham, the…
‘Only Elite Assassins Can Do This,’ Says Candace Owens Of 6-Month-Old Crawling Across Kitchen Floor
NASHVILLE, TN — Podcast host Candace Owens explained to listeners that only the most highly-trained commandos could execute the…
Pilates studio owner trades core strength for mountain of problems
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sarah Mallory Geis, a Pilates studio owner from San Antonio, Texas, who…