Desperate Family Turns to Psychics Because That’s Going Great Historically
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 15-year-old girl named Sophie Reeder has been missing for over…
Month: August 2026
Dave Mustaine Credits Divine Intervention For Not Dying Yet
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some feels? 🤯 Dave Mustaine, the legendary Megadeth frontman, just went live on…
PLUSH finally gives us the nu metal revival we never asked for
I just heard that PLUSH has released a new single, “Animalistic”, and I’m still trying to pick up the pieces…
Another Beloved Franchise Sacrificed to the Altar of Endless Merchandising Opportunities
The Kingdom Hearts franchise is getting an anime series, because what’s a beloved gaming property without a TV show, right?…
Aterra in Salisbury, NC (08/15/2026)
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Secret Idol in Salisbury, NC (08/15/2026)
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Divinicide in Salisbury, NC (08/15/2026)
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Wednesday 13 teams up with John 5 because his solo career was going so well
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just got word that Wednesday 13 is teaming…
Police Find Suspect Hiding In Closet Because That’s Always A Good Idea
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at Virginia State University, where a 19-year-old named Camron Harris…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT Demands Senate Vote On No More Clock Changes Act
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and this time, it’s about time itself. In a recent Truth Social post, COMMANDER OF…