Sepulturas Andreas Kisser Finally Says Something That Might Get Him Banned From Twitter
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious hand-wringing and fretting about the state of the world? 🤯 Because…
Month: August 2026
Municipal Waste Writes Another Album Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Thrash Already
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 Municipal Waste is working on a new record! 🎸…
Faith In Humanity Instantly Restored By Kids’ Lemonade Stand
   FRISCO, TX — Local woman Samantha Johnson’s faith in humanity was instantly restored this afternoon after she drove up…
Kentucky Park Turns Slightly Less Family Friendly Overnight Suddenly
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting in Lexington, Kentucky, where one person was killed and four…
Noah Kahan and Chappell Roan Team Up for California Performance
Noah Kahan welcomed Chappell Roan on stage during his Saturday concert at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena to perform her…
Galactic Cash Grabs: Sequel Era Books and Comics Worth Your Credits
It’s time to dive into the wonderful world of Star Wars, where the Sequel era has been getting a bad…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump wins legal battle to keep cheap imports tariffed
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE has emerged victorious in a legal battle to keep cheap imports…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Michael Kratsios calls for overhaul of American science system
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Admin Targets Child Sex Change Fraud Rings Nationwide
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again thrust into a maelstrom of controversy. In a recent…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Peter Navarro says it was a great scam while it lasted
In a shocking turn of events, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET has spoken, and the nation is once again left to ponder…