ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Marsha Blackburn wins big with Donald J Trump endorsement
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Decree, Reality Trembles In a shocking turn of events, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, also known…
Month: August 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump boasts 8-1 endorsement record last night
Last night, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President Donald J. Trump, took to Truth Social to proclaim another victorious…
Treyarch inadvertently invented gamer frustration with Black Ops II’s pioneering failings
As I sit here, reminiscing about the good old days of online multiplayer, I’m reminded of the game that changed…
Take-Two CEO Hypes GTA 6 Pre-Orders as Unprecedented Cash Grab
Get ready for the most anticipated game of all time, or at least that’s what Take-Two Interactive wants you to…
Blink-182 is working on brand new album with Travis Barker
Travis Barker revealed that blink-182 are working on a new album this year during an all-encompassing interview with The New…
Neil Young Drops New Album with Epic 11 Minute Title Track
Neil Young has announced Second Song, his second collection with his latest backing band, The Chrome Hearts. Spanning seven tracks,…
Trent Reznor Marks Quake 30th Anniversary with NIN Merch Surprise
Nine Inch Nails mastermind Trent Reznor helped celebrate the 30th anniversary of Quake with a surprise merchandise drop as well…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump claims victory in Iran War according to James Jay Carafano
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again reminded of the unparalleled greatness of Donald Trump. In…
Don Lemon claims Trump made him target du jour somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Don Lemon’s latest debacle, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…
Murkowski Gives Todd Blanche Nomination the Cold Alaska Shoulder
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Todd Blanche’s nomination for attorney general is…