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Month: August 2026

New DNC Fundraising Email Urges Voters To Find Something Better To Do With Their Money
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New DNC Fundraising Email Urges Voters To Find Something Better To Do With Their Money

FinnAugust 6, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Pleading with recipients to use their hard-earned cash more productively, a Democratic National Committee fundraising email sent out Thursday urged…

Gattis Foresees Cloud Gaming Future as Hardware Costs Rise
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Gattis Foresees Cloud Gaming Future as Hardware Costs Rise

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 7, 2026

Get ready for the latest twist in the gaming industry’s perpetual quest to separate you from your hard-earned cash. Amazon’s…

Senate Joins Rest Of Nation In Holding Fauci In Contempt
Babylon Bee

Senate Joins Rest Of Nation In Holding Fauci In Contempt

FinnAugust 6, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — A committee from the United States Senate announced today that they were finally joining the rest…

Foo Fighters Launch Massive 2027 South American Stadium Trek
Live, Music News

Foo Fighters Launch Massive 2027 South American Stadium Trek

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Foo Fighters have announced a run of massive South American stadium shows in early 2027. The four-date outing begins February…

Conan O’Brien Heads to India Netherlands Philippines in Season 3
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Conan O’Brien Heads to India Netherlands Philippines in Season 3

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Conan O’Brien is hitting the road again for another series of travel specials, which he recently teased in his Harvard…

Green Day Unleashes 24/7 YouTube Channel With Rare Footage
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Green Day Unleashes 24/7 YouTube Channel With Rare Footage

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Green Day launched a 24/7 YouTube stream on Thursday, August 6th. Appropriately titled Green Day TV, it offers around-the-clock programming…

Trump Solves Affordability Crisis By Opening Nation’s Strategic Burrito Reserve
Babylon Bee

Trump Solves Affordability Crisis By Opening Nation’s Strategic Burrito Reserve

FinnAugust 6, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — With concerns over the affordability of burritos sweeping the nation, President Donald Trump addressed the crisis…

OMG You Guys Robert Pattinson is Finally Playing a Pedophile Hunter in the Most Epic Film of the Century To Catch a Predator The Movie That Will Change Your Life Forever
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OMG You Guys Robert Pattinson is Finally Playing a Pedophile Hunter in the Most Epic Film of the Century To Catch a Predator The Movie That Will Change Your Life Forever

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic movie of the century? 🎉🍿 I mean, who doesn’t love…

Netflix Saves the Day with More Video Game IP to Milk for Years
Breaking, Games News, Movie News

Netflix Saves the Day with More Video Game IP to Milk for Years

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Grand Theft Auto VI is finally on its way, and Netflix is giving us a first look before the game’s…

Hollywood Execs Still Convinced They Can Polish Turds into Oscars
Breaking, Movie News

Hollywood Execs Still Convinced They Can Polish Turds into Oscars

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 7, 2026

It’s a miracle any movie gets made, considering the chaotic process of rewrites and revisions that precede production. Even the…

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