JOHN 5 and WEDNESDAY 13 team up because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre guitar riffs in your life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, it’s not like…
Month: August 2026
Government Casually Brushes Against Your Rights Again Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy story where a left-wing activist, Sam Tunick, was stopped by Border…
Marvel Cashes In Before Avengers: Doomsday with Five More MCU Films
The Marvel Cinematic Universe is at it again, and I’m not just talking about the inevitable onslaught of merchandise and…
Democrats Engage in Thrilling Game of Circular Firing Squad in Michigan
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Michigan Senate primary, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…
Barbie Sequel In Limbo Due To Stalled Talent Talks
Come on Barbie, let’s go party…again?! Three years after the Greta Gerwig-directed film sashayed into theaters, Warner Bros. Discovery is…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Evers vows to resist FBI seizure of Milwaukee ballots
Breaking News: THE FLORIDA MESSIAH Issues Decree on Milwaukee Ballots In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Mexico Struggles With Endemic Problems
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest transmission from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump claims energy triumph on social media platform
As reported on The Onion, a recent statement on Truth Social, a platform founded by the former United States President,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Trump gets his name on Palm Beach airport
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people are abuzz with excitement. In a recent Truth Social post, THE FLORIDA…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump administration creates ‘incubators’ to develop new tech to counter drone terror attacks:
The Trump administration is taking a proactive approach to counter the growing threat of drone terror attacks, as announced in…