Alleged College Drug Kingpin Beginning To Wonder If Adopting Name ‘Pablo Pledgescobar’ May Have Been A Mistake
HAPPY VALLEY, PA — After being caught in a sting by the FBI, Penn State University drug kingpin Agostino…
Month: August 2026
American Football Expands Latin America Tour To Buenos Aires São Paulo
American Football have expanded their upcoming Latin American tour with new shows in Buenos Aires and São Paulo. The additions…
Haywire Drops New Album And Unleashes Interstate Love Affair Track
Boston hardcore act Haywire have announced their sophomore album, I Don’t Wanna Say Goodbye, due out October 2nd after inking…
Anderson Paak and Cordae Unite for New Album Heavy Is Crown
Anderson .Paak and Cordae have announced a new collaborative album, Heavy Is the Crown, arriving October 23rd via APESHIT/Mass Appeal/EMPIRE.…
Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Need More
September is shaping up to be a big month for Netflix, because of course it is. The streaming giant is…
Trump Plans Another BFF Summit with Kim Jong Un Apparently
Folks, I just about choked on my coffee reading about President Donald Trump’s latest announcement – he’s planning to meet…
Chicago Principal Concerned As High School Senior Only Assaulting Teachers At Fifth-Grade Level
CHICAGO, IL — Principal Dan Naylor called for a parent conference after persistent concerns that senior student Anthony King…
Cult of Luna Drops New Track A Way Back Online
Cult of Luna have released “A Way Back,” the second single from the Swedish metal band’s upcoming album In the…
Army Offers Grand Theft Auto VI As Reenlistment Perk
A US Army unit in Georgia is offering temporary access to the highly-anticipated Grand Theft Auto VI as a reenlistment…
Weezer Delivers Genuine Rock on The Gold Album
Weezer’s 20th LP, widely dubbed The Gold Album, features a self-referential quiet-loud rocker intentionally structured as a “sequel” to 1994’s…