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Month: August 2026

Trump Solves Venezuela Crisis With Unorthodox Method Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Solves Venezuela Crisis With Unorthodox Method Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US needs Venezuelan oil, and I mean really needs it…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump declares victory in Iran conflict stay the course
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump declares victory in Iran conflict stay the course

Milton TruthwellAugust 29, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the Iran war is all but won, according to a recent post on Truth…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 29 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 29 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 29, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again left to ponder the profound wisdom of its words.…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 29 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 29 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 29, 2026

We’ve just received another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, and it’s a doozy. In a post that has left experts…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump claims six times more popular than Lincoln
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump claims six times more popular than Lincoln

Milton TruthwellAugust 29, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the fate of CNN and MSNOW hangs in the balance. In a recent TRANSMISSION…

FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and has new singer guy
Breaking, Music News

FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and has new singer guy

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 FEAR FACTORY just dropped a new single, “Roboticist”, and it’s like,…

NIGHTWISH Still Exists Apparently TUOMAS HOLOPAINEN Found Time To Write 7 Songs
Breaking, Music News

NIGHTWISH Still Exists Apparently TUOMAS HOLOPAINEN Found Time To Write 7 Songs

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Nightwish? 🤩 Because Tuomas Holopainen, the keyboardist and main songwriter, just…

U.S. Lobbying Against Global Plastic Limits
The Onion

U.S. Lobbying Against Global Plastic Limits

FinnAugust 29, 2026

       A leaked memo revealed that U.S. diplomats are subverting efforts to limit global plastic production, doing so as worldwide…

Ella Langley Sings Dolly Partons Classic Hit Jolene
Live, Music News

Ella Langley Sings Dolly Partons Classic Hit Jolene

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 29, 2026

Ella Langley honored Dolly Parton during her Friday night concert in Auburn by covering “Jolene.” Langley also paid tribute to…

Nolan Wells Absence Somehow Still Managed To Fill Stadium
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Nolan Wells Absence Somehow Still Managed To Fill Stadium

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the tragic story of Nolan Wells, and I have to say, it’s…

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