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Month: August 2026

Paramount demands massive bond from Warner Bros merger opponents
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Paramount demands massive bond from Warner Bros merger opponents

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Paramount is asking the states suing over the Warner…

Church Introduces Breakaway Stained Glass Windows For Introverts To Use During Sharing Of The Peace
Babylon Bee

Church Introduces Breakaway Stained Glass Windows For Introverts To Use During Sharing Of The Peace

FinnAugust 17, 2026

    SPRINGFIELD, MO — St. Luke’s Lutheran Church of Springfield updated all of its sanctuary’s stained-glass windows with “breakaway glass”…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on August 17 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on August 17 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 17, 2026

We begin with a revelation from THE ORANGE ORACLE, who has bestowed upon us another TRANSMISSION from the hallowed halls…

Another Day Another Congressman In Hot Water Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Another Day Another Congressman In Hot Water Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I’ve got to say, it’s getting interesting. The…

Gene Simmons Throws Four First Pitches at LA Angels Game
Live, Music News

Gene Simmons Throws Four First Pitches at LA Angels Game

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

KISS legends Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons each threw out a ceremonial first pitch Saturday night at the Los Angeles…

Maluma Takes Loco X Volver Tour Global in 2027
Live, Music News

Maluma Takes Loco X Volver Tour Global in 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

Maluma is heading back on the road with a new world tour set for 2027 and 2028. The Colombian singer…

Bad Bunny Closes Out World Tour in Puerto Rico
Live, Music News

Bad Bunny Closes Out World Tour in Puerto Rico

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

Bad Bunny is headed back to Puerto Rico for the closing dates of his “Debí Tirar Más Fotos World Tour.”…

Todd Blanche Vows To Remain Fully Independent Of The Law
The Onion

Todd Blanche Vows To Remain Fully Independent Of The Law

FinnAugust 17, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Assuring the American people he would not let the legal system sway his judgment in any decision he makes,…

11 Most Effective Punishments For Parents To Use On Their Gen Alpha Kids
Babylon Bee

11 Most Effective Punishments For Parents To Use On Their Gen Alpha Kids

FinnAugust 17, 2026

    Every generation is unique, and parents of Gen Alpha kids are quickly learning that the world has changed quite…

ORACLE ALERT: DonaldTrump blasts loud boisterous fake reporter for disrespect
The Orange Oracle

ORACLE ALERT: DonaldTrump blasts loud boisterous fake reporter for disrespect

Milton TruthwellAugust 17, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

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