ORACLE ALERT: DonaldTrump blasts loud boisterous fake reporter for disrespect
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
Month: August 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump blasts loud fake reporter for disrespect
The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has left the nation reeling, as Donald Trump, also known as THE MAR-A-LAGO…
Mechanic Forgets Work Light On Qantas Jet Because Who Needs Checks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Qantas Airways Airbus A380 flew from Sydney to Dallas and…
Jay Weinberg Blocked from Side Gigs Due to Legal Restrictions
Jay Weinberg has revealed that he was not legally able to pursue side projects for a 10-year period starting roughly…
Rock the Bells Festival 2026 Boasts Hip Hop Royalty Lineup
LL Cool J, Lil’ Kim, Method Man & Redman, and SWV will top this year’s Rock the Bells lineup when…
Ozzfest Sets 2027 Comeback At New Venue
Ozzfest has confirmed that its 2027 return will take place at Birmingham, England’s Villa Park, the same venue where the…
WNBA Subreddit Bans Any Mention Of ‘Women’
U.S. — The online Reddit community of WNBA fans announced that it had officially banned any and all mention…
Because What The World Needed Was More Clown Horror Episodes
Welcome back to Derry, because Hollywood can’t resist the allure of a good nostalgia harvest. HBO has renewed their Stephen…
Because You Clearly Need More Shows to Keep Up With
This week in TV, because sometimes you just don’t want a 90-minute commitment. We get it. In a world where…
White House Taps Mean Teen In Zara Fitting Room As New Press Secretary
WASHINGTON—Touting her overall cruelty and particular delight at making others feel miserably self-conscious, the White House on Monday tapped…