Disney Ditches Power Rangers Reboot Because Obvious Cash Grab Didnt Work
It’s not morphin’ time, folks. At least, not yet. A planned Power Rangers reboot that was in the works at…
Month: August 2026
NASA Uses Spy Plane To Study Wildfires Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. NASA is using a modified version of the U-2 spy plane,…
Geddy Lee Reacts to Alex Lifeson’s RUSH Reunion Comparison
RUSH are currently in the midst of a massive reunion tour, earning rave reviews from fans and critics alike. But…
Godflesh Drops Thrilling New Single Living Ending
Everything about Godflesh feels mythic and perfect. From being founded by someone who helped create grindcore with Napalm Death to…
Army Decides Apache Helicopters Not Invincible After All
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the US Army, and I’ve got to say,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump endorses Saritha Komatireddy for New York Attorney General
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of New York are being summoned to heed the call. In a…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Donald J Trump endorses Senator Dan S Sullivan for re-election
In a shocking display of confidence, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has endorsed Senator Dan Sullivan for…
ORACLE ALERT: President DONALD J. TRUMP praises Bruce Blakeman at Nassau County rally
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the people of Nassau County have been left in a state of utter bewilderment.…
Fontaines D.C. Previews New Album With Marianne Single Sneak Peek
Fontaines D.C. have teased their follow-up to Romance, which Consequence named one of the best albums of 2024. In the…
Quicksand and Fucked Up Unite for Canadian Fall Tour
Quicksand and Fucked Up are joining forces for a co-headlining Fall 2026 Canadian tour. The outing kicks off September 22nd…