ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: National Trust for Historic Preservation slammed for revealing top secrets
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
Month: August 2026
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 15 2026
We’ve reached a critical juncture in American history, folks, as THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has issued…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 15 2026
The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. In a shocking turn of events,…
Announcers Watch Angels-Royals Game In Total Silence
The post Announcers Watch Angels-Royals Game In Total Silence appeared first on The Onion. Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated…
San Francisco Homes Now Only Affordable to AI Overlords
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the housing market in San Francisco, and let me tell you, it’s…
Slipknot Cuts Ties with Longtime Member Sid Wilson
Two weeks after TMZ reported that Slipknot fired Sid Wilson, the band has confirmed that the turntablist is no longer…
Frankie Valli Denies Retirement at 92 Years Old
Frankie Valli has disputed an announcement from his brother that he is retiring from live performances, writing in a statement…
Pat McAfee’s Album Falls Flat In Underwhelming Debut
Former NFL punter and current podcasting star Pat McAfee is branching out into music with The Diary of a Polarizing…
Because You Clearly Needed More Baby Yoda In Your Life Now
The Mandalorian and Grogu movie, which started as a streaming television show, is now coming to streaming. Because of course…
Disney Ditches Power Rangers Reboot Because Obvious Cash Grab Didnt Work
It’s not morphin’ time, folks. At least, not yet. A planned Power Rangers reboot that was in the works at…