Billionaires Buy Lakers Because They Clearly Need More Money
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – former Disney CEO Bob Iger and venture capitalist Josh Kushner…
Month: August 2026
Blackmore Reunites with Deep Purple After 33 Years
Ritchie Blackmore, the legendary guitarist, revealed that he will perform with former band Deep Purple for the first time in…
Coyote vs Acme Scores Big as Underdog Triumph
Coyote vs. Acme, a hybrid live-action/animated adventure starring Will Forte, John Cena, and a slew of classic Looney Tunes characters,…
Cla Drops New Album Me and the Music and Latest Single
Claud is back to announce their third album, Me and the Music, out on October 23rd via Dead Oceans. They’ve…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump claims total control over Strait of Hormuz
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again reminded of the unparalleled greatness of the United States.…
AOC Has Her Boyfriend Frozen In Case She Wants Him In The Future
NEW YORK CITY, NY — After rumors circulated that she had split with her boyfriend, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez posted…
WOLF Still Exists Somehow Announces New Album Hour Of The Wolf
OH NO, THE WOLF IS COMING! 🐺💥 Swedish traditional metallers WOLF are releasing their tenth studio album, “Hour Of The…
Chad Gray Embarks On Desperate Cry For Attention With Solo Tour
In a shocking turn of events, Chad Gray, the legendary vocalist of MUDVAYNE and HELLYEAH, has announced a solo tour…
Inflation Slows Down Because Apparently That’s A Thing Now
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest inflation numbers, and I have to say, it’s not all doom…
Metallica Goes Multiplatinum with Black Album Release
With their fifth LP, a self-titled effort better known as “The Black Album”, Metallica’s popularity skyrocketed from metal heroes to…