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Month: August 2026

SPLC CFO Embroiled in Scandal Not Related to Their Budget Reports
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

SPLC CFO Embroiled in Scandal Not Related to Their Budget Reports

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest scandal involving the Southern Poverty Law Center, and folks, it’s a…

Godflesh Drops Final Album Decay and New Track
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Godflesh Drops Final Album Decay and New Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026

Godflesh have announced their final album, Decay, set to arrive on September 25th via Relapse Records. Ahead of its release,…

Ozzy Osbourne Hits 1 Billion Streams On Spotify With Crazy Train
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Ozzy Osbourne Hits 1 Billion Streams On Spotify With Crazy Train

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026

Ozzy Osbourne’s iconic song “Crazy Train” has surpassed one billion streams on Spotify, joining the streaming service’s elite Billions Club.…

Angine de Poitrine Launches Debut US Tour Tickets Available Now
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Angine de Poitrine Launches Debut US Tour Tickets Available Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026

Angine de Poitrine have made it stateside and will kick off their first-ever US tour at the Ogden Theater in…

Fauci: ‘Lying About Vaccine Miscarriage Risks Necessary So I Could Meet Sandra Bullock’
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Fauci: ‘Lying About Vaccine Miscarriage Risks Necessary So I Could Meet Sandra Bullock’

FinnAugust 12, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In his first public statement since testifying before a senatorial committee, Dr. Anthony Fauci said misleading…

Democrats Suddenly Care About David Ellison’s Stuff Now
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Democrats Suddenly Care About David Ellison’s Stuff Now

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the drama surrounding Paramount’s deal to buy Warner…

Hanna and Ad-Rock Tackle Justin Bieber Hit for Charity Album
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Hanna and Ad-Rock Tackle Justin Bieber Hit for Charity Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026

Power couple Kathleen Hanna and Ad-Rock have recorded a cover of Justin Bieber’s hit with DJ Snake, “Let Me Love…

Jeremy Strong Becomes Mark Zuckerberg On Set Of The Social Reckoning
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Jeremy Strong Becomes Mark Zuckerberg On Set Of The Social Reckoning

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026

Jeremy Strong has never had a reputation for being a lazy actor. But a new profile for GQ reveals just…

Duchovny Talks Music, Movies and Comedy on Latest Podcast
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Duchovny Talks Music, Movies and Comedy on Latest Podcast

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026

David Duchovny has spent the last decade making the phrase “actor-turned-musician” increasingly useless. His fourth album, Prince of Pieces, finds…

Bloodsoaked Phantom Blade Zero trailer slashes in with Donnie Yen cameo and Sony debut
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Bloodsoaked Phantom Blade Zero trailer slashes in with Donnie Yen cameo and Sony debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like S-Game has finally decided to lift the veil on their upcoming game, Phantom Blade…

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