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Day: October 1, 2026

Man allegedly harasses podcaster because opinions were somehow still online
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Man allegedly harasses podcaster because opinions were somehow still online

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and folks, this one’s a doozy. The Justice Department has…

Trump’s One Hour Warning: Seattle US Attorney Gets Reprieve
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Trump’s One Hour Warning: Seattle US Attorney Gets Reprieve

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a federal judge in Washington state who just ruled that President Donald…

Six Flags Closes X2 Roller Coaster Due To Brain Injuries
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Six Flags Closes X2 Roller Coaster Due To Brain Injuries

FinnOctober 1, 2026

       Six Flags Magic Mountain permanently closed its famous X2 roller coaster due to a history of riders incurring brain…

Noah Weiland Now Fronts LA Rock Band Zephyring
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Noah Weiland Now Fronts LA Rock Band Zephyring

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026

Noah Weiland, the son of late Stone Temple Pilots frontman Scott Weiland, has become the new singer of the Los…

Musk Tops List of Scariest Movies This Year
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Musk Tops List of Scariest Movies This Year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026

Even at half the length, Musk would not be an easy watch. I know this because when we reached the…

Michael McDonald’s Secret Son Revealed In St Louis Shocking Discovery
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Michael McDonald’s Secret Son Revealed In St Louis Shocking Discovery

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026

Michael Goessling, a St. Louis man in his late 50s, always knew he was adopted. He loved his adopted family,…

Kylie revives Fever again because nostalgia pays bills
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Kylie revives Fever again because nostalgia pays bills

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Twenty-five years to the day since it was first released, Kylie Minogue announces Fever (XXV Edition), a new edition of…

Talking Heads rehash Fear Of Music again because you clearly didnt buy it enough
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Talking Heads rehash Fear Of Music again because you clearly didnt buy it enough

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Talking Heads is back with an extensive reissue of their 1979 album Fear…

4D Chess: Trump Guarantees Republican Victory In Midterms By Renaming Democrats ‘Republicans’
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4D Chess: Trump Guarantees Republican Victory In Midterms By Renaming Democrats ‘Republicans’

FinnOctober 1, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the November election barely over a month away, President Donald Trump guaranteed a Republican victory…

Oh Great Another Movie with Pedro Pascal Because the World Was Just Missing That
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Oh Great Another Movie with Pedro Pascal Because the World Was Just Missing That

FinnOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and totally-not-overhyped movie of the century? 🎉🎊🔥 Because I’m…

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