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Month: October 2026

Diana Leah abandons Delain after whole one album whats the point even
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Diana Leah abandons Delain after whole one album whats the point even

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

I mean, it’s not like we didn’t see this coming or anything. I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that the lead singer of…

Vivek Ramaswamy Learns Politics The Hard Way In Ohio
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Vivek Ramaswamy Learns Politics The Hard Way In Ohio

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vivek Ramaswamy, the biotech entrepreneur, is running for governor in Ohio,…

Flamingo Thief Found Guilty Because That Was Obviously Going To Happen
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Flamingo Thief Found Guilty Because That Was Obviously Going To Happen

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Canadian man, Mitchell Fairbarn, who was convicted of animal cruelty charges…

Vance Breaks with Trump on Netanyahu Endorsement Because Sanity
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Vance Breaks with Trump on Netanyahu Endorsement Because Sanity

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Vice President JD Vance declining to endorse Benjamin Netanyahu for reelection, and…

Vial in Charlotte, NC (10/19/2026)
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Vial in Charlotte, NC (10/19/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2026

Punk rock from Minneapolis, Minnesota Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

L7 in Charlotte, NC (10/19/2026)
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L7 in Charlotte, NC (10/19/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2026

Punk rock from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

L7 in Charlotte: Three Chords, Forty Years, and the End of the Road
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L7 in Charlotte: Three Chords, Forty Years, and the End of the Road

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2026

Exactly two years after their last appearance at Neighborhood Theatre, legendary grunge punks L7 returned to Charlotte — but a…

Trump Casually Drops Shylock Reference Because Subtlety Is Overrated
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Casually Drops Shylock Reference Because Subtlety Is Overrated

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest remarks, and I have to say, it’s a…

Toddler’s Demise Deemed Totally Justified Apparently
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Toddler’s Demise Deemed Totally Justified Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Mississippi attorney general has concluded that a Senatobia police officer…

Spin of the Day: Ken Paxton’s potential Senate win may boost federal anti-abortion initiatives. — 7% Mostly Reality
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Spin of the Day: Ken Paxton’s potential Senate win may boost federal anti-abortion initiatives. — 7% Mostly Reality

FinnOctober 19, 2026

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton's potential victory in his Senate bid could significantly influence federal anti-abortion efforts, according to his…

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