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Month: October 2026

Trump Team’s Court Contempt Finally Gets Its Day
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Team’s Court Contempt Finally Gets Its Day

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Trump administration is having a hard time…

Jon Stewart Sticking Around For More Presidential Chaos Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Jon Stewart Sticking Around For More Presidential Chaos Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jon Stewart’s new deal with Comedy Central, and I have to say,…

Greatest Bands Unite On Must Hear Albums List
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Greatest Bands Unite On Must Hear Albums List

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026

The recent unveiling of the definitive list of the 100 Best Bands of All Time has sparked a lot of…

MUNA Tour Bus Erupts In Flames On California Highway
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MUNA Tour Bus Erupts In Flames On California Highway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026

MUNA’s “Gets So Hot Tour” got a little too literal on Monday morning, when the band’s tour bus caught fire…

900 Injured At Peaceful Chicago ‘No Kings’ Rally
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900 Injured At Peaceful Chicago ‘No Kings’ Rally

FinnOctober 19, 2026

    CHICAGO, IL — Just 900 people were injured during the latest “No Kings” protest — a record low for…

RFK Jr. Prepares To Delight Trick-Or-Treaters With Mason Jars Of Beef Tallow
Babylon Bee

RFK Jr. Prepares To Delight Trick-Or-Treaters With Mason Jars Of Beef Tallow

FinnOctober 19, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and his wife Cheryl…

Trump Proposes Rebranding New Mexico As New America Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Proposes Rebranding New Mexico As New America Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, suggesting that New Mexico…

Ariel Winter Talks Sisters Grimm And Animation On New Podcast
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Ariel Winter Talks Sisters Grimm And Animation On New Podcast

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026

Ariel Winter has spent a good chunk of her career growing up in front of America, but these days, she’s…

You Could Totally Shake Up This Year’s Oscars Race
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You Could Totally Shake Up This Year’s Oscars Race

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026

A24’s You Can See Everything is the rare kind of movie that makes everyone rethink everything, providing no easy answers…

Oli Sykes and Courtney LaPlante Unite for Valorant Champions Ceremony Performance
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Oli Sykes and Courtney LaPlante Unite for Valorant Champions Ceremony Performance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026

Bring Me the Horizon frontman Oli Sykes and Spiritbox singer Courtney LaPlante joined forces with producer/DJ Grabbitz for a performance…

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