MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow
Breaking news: Chad Gray, the legendary frontman of MUDVAYNE and HELLYEAH, has survived another year of life and is still…
Month: October 2026
Because What The Simpsons Really Needed Was Another Revamp Decision
The Simpsons brought back Apu, because of course they did. The 812th episode of the show featured the character’s first…
ICE Incident Injures US Citizen Because That’s Totally Their Job
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest incident involving Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) in Long Beach, California,…
Deportation Protections Remain For Ukrainian And Sudanese Immigrants Temporarily Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest twist in the immigration saga, and I have to say,…
China’s Economy Suddenly Remembers How To Grow Again
Well, folks, it looks like China is doing alright for itself, despite all the doom and gloom we’ve been hearing…
Ohio Republicans delicately discuss Trump’s senator body critique
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest comments on Ohio Sen. Jon Husted’s physical appearance, and…
Spin of the Day: A daily 5×5 crossword puzzle for readers to enjoy. — 85% Journalism Not Found
Slate has published a mini crossword puzzle for October 18, 2026, featuring a 5×5 grid designed for a quick and…
Documentary somehow manages to show everything without showing too much
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new documentary “You Can See Everything”, which just had the biggest box…
SALIVA honors LIMP BIZKITs SAM RIVERS with obligatory tribute song
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will absolutely, positively, without a doubt change your life forever?…
Anders Colsefni dusts off old SLIPKNOT songs for nostalgic cash grab
In a shocking turn of events, Anders Colsefni, the original singer of Slipknot, has resurfaced to talk about his time…