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Month: October 2026

Red Hot Chili Peppers and Foo Fighters Rock Rare Songs Live
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Red Hot Chili Peppers and Foo Fighters Rock Rare Songs Live

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 18, 2026

The Red Hot Chili Peppers reached deep into their catalog this weekend at a benefit show, during which Foo Fighters…

Canoeist somehow more likable than Trump in bizarre DC incident
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Canoeist somehow more likable than Trump in bizarre DC incident

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that David Hearn, a 67-year-old former Olympic…

LEGALIZER: When a bathroom scale refuses to agree on your weight, the feds step in
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LEGALIZER: When a bathroom scale refuses to agree on your weight, the feds step in

Chord F. DiscordOctober 18, 2026

It all started with a bewildered gym member who asked, "Can I sue a bathroom scale at the gym for reporting inconsistent numbers?" Little did she know that her…

Pritzker’s Midterm Gambit Sets Stage For Potential 2028 Presidential Run
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Pritzker’s Midterm Gambit Sets Stage For Potential 2028 Presidential Run

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker is throwing a ton of money…

Miracles Happen: Democrats and Republicans Shared Words Without Punching
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Miracles Happen: Democrats and Republicans Shared Words Without Punching

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading CNN when I stumbled upon this article, and folks, I almost spilled my…

Ministry Finally Runs Out of Midlife Crises
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Ministry Finally Runs Out of Midlife Crises

Chord F. DiscordOctober 18, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: Ministry is breaking up… again 🤯. Al Jourgensen, the mastermind behind the industrial metal…

Evan Seinfeld Still Breathing After Biohazard Reunion
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Evan Seinfeld Still Breathing After Biohazard Reunion

Chord F. DiscordOctober 18, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia overload? 🤯 Because I just got word that BIOHAZARD is back…

GOP Faces Voter Wrath in Midterm Homestretch Surprise
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GOP Faces Voter Wrath in Midterm Homestretch Surprise

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that GOP operatives are getting a wake-up call from…

SNL UK Trolls Shane Gillis In Cutting Sketch
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SNL UK Trolls Shane Gillis In Cutting Sketch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 17, 2026

Shane Gillis drew considerable backlash for his recent Saturday Night Live monologue, during which he described going to the gym…

Spin of the Day: Restaurants are seeing a decline in orders for entrées on their menus. — 85% Journalism Not Found
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Spin of the Day: Restaurants are seeing a decline in orders for entrées on their menus. — 85% Journalism Not Found

FinnOctober 17, 2026

The article discusses a trend in the restaurant industry where the traditional entrée is declining in popularity as customers change…

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