Obama Finds Trump’s Ilhan Omar Probe Totally Not Racist At All
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Former President Barack Obama is calling…
Month: October 2026
Cornell Homecoming Gets Surreal And Somehow Still Less Messy Than Frat Row
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Cornell University is having a bit of…
Trump’s Golf Course Wreaks Havoc One Tree at a Time Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest project, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…
Weird Cleveland Browns Fan Has No Children On Team
CLEVELAND—Struggling to comprehend why anyone would voluntarily be there without a loved one on the field, sources at Sunday’s…
Jorn Lande humbly admits working with Tony Iommi is pinnacle of existence apparently
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not sure if I can even…
Air Force Member’s Halftime Stunt Ends In Fatal Face Plant
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic incident that happened at a University of Texas at San…
John Wilson Directs Harry Styles Tour Documentary Film
Harry Styles is bringing his “Together, Together” tour to the screen, with filmmaker John Wilson documenting his record-setting residency at…
Red Hot Chili Peppers and Foo Fighters Rock Rare Songs Live
The Red Hot Chili Peppers reached deep into their catalog this weekend at a benefit show, during which Foo Fighters…
Canoeist somehow more likable than Trump in bizarre DC incident
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that David Hearn, a 67-year-old former Olympic…
LEGALIZER: When a bathroom scale refuses to agree on your weight, the feds step in
It all started with a bewildered gym member who asked, "Can I sue a bathroom scale at the gym for reporting inconsistent numbers?" Little did she know that her…