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Month: October 2026

Triumphal Arch Proceeds Without Trump’s Military Mall
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Triumphal Arch Proceeds Without Trump’s Military Mall

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has released final plans for its proposed 250-foot…

Vehicle Crashes Wichita Sports Complex Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Vehicle Crashes Wichita Sports Complex Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a vehicle drove onto a field during a soccer game…

Shatner Conquers Riot Fest With Eardrum Shattering Awfulness
Breaking, Music News

Shatner Conquers Riot Fest With Eardrum Shattering Awfulness

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…

Another lovely day on the NYC subway turns fatally awful
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Another lovely day on the NYC subway turns fatally awful

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading the news, and I come across a story that just makes me shake…

Wynonna Judd Keeps Politics Off Her Stage
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Wynonna Judd Keeps Politics Off Her Stage

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 17, 2026

Wynonna Judd has no interest in turning her concerts into political rallies. During a recent appearance on Tomi Lahren Is…

What To Know About Trump’s Russia Diesel Deal
The Onion

What To Know About Trump’s Russia Diesel Deal

FinnOctober 17, 2026

       In an effort to lower gas prices ahead of the midterm elections, President Trump agreed to temporarily lift sanctions…

What To Know About Trump’s Russia Diesel Deal
The Onion

What To Know About Trump’s Russia Diesel Deal

FinnOctober 17, 2026

       In an effort to lower gas prices ahead of the midterm elections, President Trump agreed to temporarily lift sanctions…

God Pulls Back Even With Gavin Newsom In Race To Destroy California
Babylon Bee

God Pulls Back Even With Gavin Newsom In Race To Destroy California

FinnOctober 17, 2026

    SAN CLEMENTE, CA — With uncontained wildfires blazing outside Orange County, an updated tally shows that God has pulled…

God Pulls Back Even With Gavin Newsom In Race To Destroy California
Babylon Bee

God Pulls Back Even With Gavin Newsom In Race To Destroy California

FinnOctober 17, 2026

    SAN CLEMENTE, CA — With uncontained wildfires blazing outside Orange County, an updated tally shows that God has pulled…

Coworkers Assist Grad Student In Solving Mystery Of Funky Water Flavor
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Coworkers Assist Grad Student In Solving Mystery Of Funky Water Flavor

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A graduate student at the University of Wyoming was allegedly poisoned…

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