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Month: October 2026

Katie Zacharia Fired Despite Lying About Qualifications And Being Awful At Her Job
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Katie Zacharia Fired Despite Lying About Qualifications And Being Awful At Her Job

FinnOctober 16, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Katie Zacharia was reportedly fired from her role as White House Press Secretary despite lying about…

Because What Horror Fans Need Is a Stage Play of Paranormal Activity
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Because What Horror Fans Need Is a Stage Play of Paranormal Activity

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

At first glance, Paranormal Activity seems like the perfect candidate for a stage play. The cast is small, the setting…

Studio Desperately Clings to Nostalgia with More Street Fighter Easter Eggs
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Studio Desperately Clings to Nostalgia with More Street Fighter Easter Eggs

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

The new Street Fighter movie is a love letter to fans of the classic arcade game, packed with Easter eggs…

Banderas Joins Cage in True Detective Season 5 Casting
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Banderas Joins Cage in True Detective Season 5 Casting

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026

For over a year, Nicolas Cage has been rumored to star in the fifth season of True Detective — something…

Tiger Woods Unimpressed With Roadster As He’s Flipped Dozens Of Vehicles
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Tiger Woods Unimpressed With Roadster As He’s Flipped Dozens Of Vehicles

FinnOctober 16, 2026

    JUPITER ISLAND, FL — Professional golfer and driving enthusiast Tiger Woods was reportedly unimpressed with the new Tesla Roadster,…

Nasdaq Tanks Because AI Debt Questions Abound Suddenly
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Nasdaq Tanks Because AI Debt Questions Abound Suddenly

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest market turmoil, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

Trump Begs Someone to Take the Job Already
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Trump Begs Someone to Take the Job Already

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama in the White House, and I just can’t…

Spooky! For Halloween This Year, Family Decorates House To Look Like Data Center
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Spooky! For Halloween This Year, Family Decorates House To Look Like Data Center

FinnOctober 16, 2026

    HADDONFIELD, NJ — Look out, trick-or-treaters! For Halloween this year, the Jenkins family decorated their house as a data…

Seven Havens attempts to craft diverse world minus corporate meddling somehow
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Seven Havens attempts to craft diverse world minus corporate meddling somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Another day, another dollar, another announcement from a publisher trying to milk a beloved franchise for all it’s worth. But,…

Guillermo del Toro’s Pan’s Labyrinth Gets 4K Collector’s Edition Release
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Guillermo del Toro’s Pan’s Labyrinth Gets 4K Collector’s Edition Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026

Fans of Guillermo del Toro — or art about opposing fascism — behold: 2006’s Pan’s Labyrinth, now celebrating its 20th…

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