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Month: October 2026

Insomnium Unveils Haunting New Track The Hour Grows Late
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Insomnium Unveils Haunting New Track The Hour Grows Late

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026

I typically struggle with melodic death metal. It feels often to attempt to split the difference between too many elements…

Dodgers Announce Purchase Of Milwaukee Brewers
Babylon Bee

Dodgers Announce Purchase Of Milwaukee Brewers

FinnOctober 16, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — Hours after being swept out of the playoffs by the Milwaukee Brewers, the Los Angeles…

Method Man Weighs In On Elusive Wu Tang Album Debut
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Method Man Weighs In On Elusive Wu Tang Album Debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026

Pulitzer Prize winner Pablo Torre gave Method Man the first listen of his own group Wu-Tang Clan’s fabled 1-of-1 album,…

Trump Reassures Nation With Completely Reliable Staffing Promises Again
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Trump Reassures Nation With Completely Reliable Staffing Promises Again

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the White House, folks. Apparently, President Trump is denying…

‘Whalefall’ Star Stuns On Red Carpet In 40,000-Gallon Tank
The Onion

‘Whalefall’ Star Stuns On Red Carpet In 40,000-Gallon Tank

FinnOctober 16, 2026

       The post ‘Whalefall’ Star Stuns On Red Carpet In 40,000-Gallon Tank appeared first on The Onion.     Read More FinnFinn…

Hickman spills Marvel’s latest cash grabs at Lucca Comics
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Hickman spills Marvel’s latest cash grabs at Lucca Comics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh, joy, another comic book convention is just around the corner, and with it, the inevitable barrage of marketing buzzwords…

Abdul El-Sayed Issues Fatwa Against Journalists Who Ask Questions About His Support For Terrorism
Babylon Bee

Abdul El-Sayed Issues Fatwa Against Journalists Who Ask Questions About His Support For Terrorism

FinnOctober 16, 2026

    ANN ARBOR, MI — As the heated race for the open U.S. Senate seat in Michigan entered its final…

The Pretty Reckless Drop New About You With Dave Grohl
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The Pretty Reckless Drop New About You With Dave Grohl

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026

The Pretty Reckless have unveiled a bonus version of their song “About You” that features Foo Fighters members Dave Grohl…

Wyclef Jean and Carlos Santana Unite for Freedom Remix
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Wyclef Jean and Carlos Santana Unite for Freedom Remix

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026

Wyclef Jean and Carlos Santana have joined forces again, 27 years after collaborating on Santana’s 1999 hit “Maria Maria.” The…

Elizabeth Holmes Docu Plus Politics And Mountain Climbing Hits Stream
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Elizabeth Holmes Docu Plus Politics And Mountain Climbing Hits Stream

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026

This week’s entertainment news features a range of new releases and recommendations from streaming services such as Netflix, Hulu, Disney+,…

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