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Month: October 2026

Smashing Pumpkins Drop New Butch Vig Track for Hunger Games
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Smashing Pumpkins Drop New Butch Vig Track for Hunger Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026

The Smashing Pumpkins have unveiled “Black Stars,” a new song that appears on the soundtrack for the upcoming film The…

Matchbox Twenty Rocks Kimmel with 3AM Performance
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Matchbox Twenty Rocks Kimmel with 3AM Performance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026

This year, Matchbox Twenty are celebrating the 30th anniversary of their blockbuster debut, Yourself or Someone Like You. To mark…

Executives Greenlight More Trash Cinema For Desperate Fans Everywhere Somehow
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Executives Greenlight More Trash Cinema For Desperate Fans Everywhere Somehow

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Good movies are good, bad movies are bad, and then there are the movies that are so bad they’re good.…

Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katie Zacharia’s first week as the new White House press secretary, and let…

Murdaugh Returns to Court Because That’s Going Well So Far
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Murdaugh Returns to Court Because That’s Going Well So Far

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Alex Murdaugh is heading back to court, and I’m sipping my coffee, thinking, “This is gonna be good.” The disgraced…

Nickelback Unveils Massive 2027 Global Concert Trek
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Nickelback Unveils Massive 2027 Global Concert Trek

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026

Nickelback have announced an expansive world tour in 2027 spanning nearly 70 shows and visiting North America, the UK, Europe,…

Weird Family Settles Disputes Calmly, Respectfully
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Weird Family Settles Disputes Calmly, Respectfully

FinnOctober 16, 2026

       ST. LOUIS—Drawing skeptical gazes from onlookers for their peculiar approach to resolving conflicts, a weird family at a local…

Amazon Inspires Dude’s Plan To Feed Hungry People Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Amazon Inspires Dude’s Plan To Feed Hungry People Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Dion Dawson’s story is a real eye-opener. This guy grew up…

AI Agents Develop Own Language Because Humans Not Confusing Enough
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI Agents Develop Own Language Because Humans Not Confusing Enough

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

As I sipped my coffee and read about Chris Painter’s job, I couldn’t help but raise an eyebrow. Part of…

NVIDIA sparks revolution in Windows laptops with RTX power boost
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NVIDIA sparks revolution in Windows laptops with RTX power boost

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

In a world where PC hardware comes at a premium, NVIDIA’s RTX Spark platform is looking to shake things up.…

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