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Month: October 2026

Noem Lands Third Trump Gig Because Two Weren’t Enough Apparently
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Noem Lands Third Trump Gig Because Two Weren’t Enough Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has quietly moved into a…

DORO drops obligatory uplifting single because your aunt needs new music for her book club
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DORO drops obligatory uplifting single because your aunt needs new music for her book club

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Wow, just what we’ve all been waiting for – more Doro Pesch music! 🤩 I mean, who doesn’t need a…

Market Experts Clueless About Looming Doom Somehow
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Market Experts Clueless About Looming Doom Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the term premium, which has just hit a 12-year high. The term premium,…

Tierra Whack Drops WHACK’S MUSEUM Deluxe With Seven Fresh Tracks
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Tierra Whack Drops WHACK’S MUSEUM Deluxe With Seven Fresh Tracks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026

Tierra Whack has released WHACK’S MUSEUM (DELUXE), an expanded edition of her 2026 mixtape including seven new songs. The Philadelphia-based…

Garbage Reveals Free Mexico City Show After Government Leak
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Garbage Reveals Free Mexico City Show After Government Leak

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026

Garbage were planning to announce a free concert in Mexico City today. Unfortunately, someone beat them to it: the very…

Zebra Returns With First New Album in 23 Years Featuring Paul Stanley
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Zebra Returns With First New Album in 23 Years Featuring Paul Stanley

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026

Veteran rock act Zebra have announced Zebra V, their first new album in 23 years. Ahead of its November 13th…

RuneScape reboot scrapped in record time because greed exceeds patience
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RuneScape reboot scrapped in record time because greed exceeds patience

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Well, that was a wild ride. Jagex has cancelled RuneScape Reignited, a mere two weeks after its announcement. I’m not…

Dawnwalker Gets Tougher and Fluffier with New Update
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Dawnwalker Gets Tougher and Fluffier with New Update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Oh joy, another update to a game that’s still trying to find its footing, because what’s a live-service game without…

Jason Statham is Back to Get Stung Again in The Beekeeper 2 Because One Time Wasnt Enough Apparently
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Jason Statham is Back to Get Stung Again in The Beekeeper 2 Because One Time Wasnt Enough Apparently

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

The Beekeeper 2 is coming, and I’m only slightly excited, mostly because I have nothing better to do with my…

Iron Maiden Sets 2027 North American Tour Dates
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Iron Maiden Sets 2027 North American Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026

Iron Maiden had planned to take a break from touring in 2027 but have decided to add one more North…

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