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Month: October 2026

Justice Department generously stops helping Minnesota with pesky evidence
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Justice Department generously stops helping Minnesota with pesky evidence

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the ICE shootings of Renee Good and Alex…

Night Verses in Charlotte, NC (10/15/2026)
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Night Verses in Charlotte, NC (10/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 15, 2026

Instrumental rock/progressive metal from Fullerton, CA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

New Press Secretary Fails Bar Exam But Plays One Online
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

New Press Secretary Fails Bar Exam But Plays One Online

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about Katie Zacharia, the new White House press secretary, and I have…

Olivia Rodrigo Drops New Expectations Remix With Chappell Roan Now
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Olivia Rodrigo Drops New Expectations Remix With Chappell Roan Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026

Olivia Rodrigo has given “expectations” a fresh twist with some help from Chappell Roan, marking the latter’s first-ever guest feature.…

Just Another Day in America’s Favorite Pastime
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Just Another Day in America’s Favorite Pastime

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest school shooting in Bend, Oregon, where three children and one adult…

Spin of the Day: A resident expresses frustration over Halloween decorations affecting their neighborhood. — 87% Journalism Not Found
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Spin of the Day: A resident expresses frustration over Halloween decorations affecting their neighborhood. — 87% Journalism Not Found

FinnOctober 15, 2026

A resident expresses frustration with their neighbors who have extravagantly decorated for Halloween, claiming that the decorations have made the…

Soderbergh Takes Reins of The Batman Part II Production
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Soderbergh Takes Reins of The Batman Part II Production

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026

The Batman Part II has had a major change behind the scenes — in a rare move for blockbuster movies…

Trump Ally Gets the Boot in Classic Wednesday Move
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Trump Ally Gets the Boot in Classic Wednesday Move

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Trump administration, and I have to say,…

Dave Ramsey Terrorizes Neighborhood In Adjustable-Rate Mortgage Costume
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Dave Ramsey Terrorizes Neighborhood In Adjustable-Rate Mortgage Costume

FinnOctober 15, 2026

    FRANKLIN, TN — One local celebrity decided to get into the Halloween spirit a couple of weeks early this…

Death Cab for Cutie Goes Mainstream Thanks to The OC
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Death Cab for Cutie Goes Mainstream Thanks to The OC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026

Death Cab for Cutie were one of many indie rock bands that found an unexpected gateway to a wider audience…

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