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Month: October 2026

Feds Sue California Over Indisputably Dramatic Thumb Drive Incident
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Feds Sue California Over Indisputably Dramatic Thumb Drive Incident

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

!!!!!strong>The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what they’re thinking. They’ve filed a…

Staind Finally Releases Album With Title Longer Than Their Career
Breaking, Music News

Staind Finally Releases Album With Title Longer Than Their Career

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… STAIND is releasing…

Danny Elfman Credits Tool Album For Getting Him Through Tattoo Pain
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Danny Elfman Credits Tool Album For Getting Him Through Tattoo Pain

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026

Composer and music artist Danny Elfman says he has Tool to thank for his heavily tatted body. Elfman — who…

DHS Raids Rep. Ilhan Omar’s Home
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DHS Raids Rep. Ilhan Omar’s Home

FinnOctober 15, 2026

       Department of Homeland Security agents raided the home of Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN), prompting accusations of political retribution by…

White House Gives Up On Math
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

White House Gives Up On Math

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump has decided to use fake…

Another Mindless Video Game Adaptation To Separate You From Money
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Another Mindless Video Game Adaptation To Separate You From Money

FinnOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

The latest video game adaptation to hit theaters is Street Fighter, a movie that embodies the spirit of a ’90s…

Because We Clearly Needed Another Beekeeper Movie
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Because We Clearly Needed Another Beekeeper Movie

FinnOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Jason Statham is back as the titular character in The Beekeeper 2, because what’s a successful action movie without a…

Guns Of Eschaton rides into town sooner than expected
Breaking, Games News

Guns Of Eschaton rides into town sooner than expected

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Get ready to saddle up and ride into the sunset, because the next big thing in indie gaming, Guns of…

Trump Orders Pentagon To Cancel Execution Livestream And Move It Over To Pay-Per-View
Babylon Bee

Trump Orders Pentagon To Cancel Execution Livestream And Move It Over To Pay-Per-View

FinnOctober 15, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — After significant bipartisan backlash, President Donald Trump ordered the Pentagon to cancel the livestream of convicted…

GWAR Teams Up With John Brennan For Split Album Release
Live, Music News

GWAR Teams Up With John Brennan For Split Album Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026

GWAR have announced a new split album with John Brennan and the Bigfeet, titled GWAR and the Last Drive-In-Stein. Ahead…

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