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Month: October 2026

Franco, Lowe, and Leigh Join Ben Shapiro’s New Movie Project
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Franco, Lowe, and Leigh Join Ben Shapiro’s New Movie Project

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026

The Daily Wire’s film division is expanding its reach with a new movie, Confession, featuring a star-studded cast, including James…

Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Trash Hollywood’s Butchering of Our Favorite Books
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Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Trash Hollywood’s Butchering of Our Favorite Books

FinnOctober 13, 2026October 18, 2026

Get ready for a hilarious ride, folks! 🎉👏 “The Book Was Better: the Triumphs and Travesties of Book to Film…

Guns N Roses taking 2027 off to finally write something decent
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Guns N Roses taking 2027 off to finally write something decent

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2026October 19, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my denim jacket, and I’m not even mad about it, because Guns N’…

Trump Finds Creative Ways To Spin Gas Prices Into Gold
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Trump Finds Creative Ways To Spin Gas Prices Into Gold

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is trying to spin high gas…

Spin of the Day: A Pennsylvania man waited nine years in prison for his lawyer to file one brief. — 8% Mostly Reality
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Spin of the Day: A Pennsylvania man waited nine years in prison for his lawyer to file one brief. — 8% Mostly Reality

FinnOctober 13, 2026

In Pennsylvania, individuals claiming wrongful convictions can seek legal assistance, but many are left in limbo due to a broken…

Trump’s DOJ Finds Another Creative Way to Troll Ilhan Omar
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Trump’s DOJ Finds Another Creative Way to Troll Ilhan Omar

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Rep. Ilhan Omar, whose DC-area home was searched…

SC Fear Farm Part 2 💀 ALL THE NIGHTMARES IN ONE PLACE!
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SC Fear Farm Part 2 💀 ALL THE NIGHTMARES IN ONE PLACE!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2026

Part 2 of our visit to SC Fear Farm in Blacksburg, South Carolina! 💀🎃 We explored the haunted attractions, creepy…

Mamdani Still Thinks Tisch is Doing Great, Apparently
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Mamdani Still Thinks Tisch is Doing Great, Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani, who’s been under pressure from his supporters…

Zeppelin Lets Go of Stairway for Narnia Film
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Zeppelin Lets Go of Stairway for Narnia Film

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026

“Stairway to Heaven” by Led Zeppelin has been notoriously difficult to license for film use, with the band being very…

Amy Poehler Scores Amazing Paul McCartney Interview
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Amy Poehler Scores Amazing Paul McCartney Interview

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026

Paul McCartney has given countless interviews over his legendary career, but there’s a reason fans are raving about his appearance…

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