Joni Mitchell Becomes US Citizen After 62 Year Journey
America just got better by one person. Joni Mitchell is a U.S. citizen. In a social media post Tuesday, the…
Month: October 2026
Trump Reconsiders Livestreaming Execution of Paralyzed Shooter
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump and his team are having a big discussion…
Keffe D Gets 40 Years to Life in Tupac Murder Case
Duane “Keffe D” Davis, who was found guilty of orchestrating the murder of Tupac Shakur, was sentenced to 40 years…
Dream Theater Begins Work On 17th Studio Album
Dream Theater have begun working on their 17th album, the follow-up to 2025’s Parasomnia. The prog-metal band has entered their…
God Pushes Up Date Of Apocalypse After Seeing Greta Gerwig’s ‘Narnia’ Trailer
HEAVEN — According to angelic sources, the Almighty God decided to move up the date of the apocalypse after…
Olivia Rodrigo Brings Flawless Energy To The Unraveled Tour
Olivia Rodrigo’s “The Unraveled Tour” is a masterclass in production and performance, with the singer-songwriter delivering a fun, well-crafted, and…
Horse-Drawn Carriages Finally Giving Up On NYC Traffic
Folks, it looks like the horse-drawn carriage industry in New York City is about to become a thing of the…
8 Little-Known Perks Of Becoming A Christian
If you’re considering becoming Christian, you’ve probably heard all of the big, flashy benefits, such as being cleansed of…
Offspring Drummer Plays Michael Jackson Hit Blind
The Offspring’s drummer Brandon Pertzborn plays “Speed Demon” by Michael Jackson in the latest edition of Drumeo’s “For the First…
MJ’s Iconic Super Bowl Halftime Show Gets New Documentary Treatment
Michael Jackson’s legendary 1993 Super Bowl Halftime Show performance is the subject of Spectacle: Michael Jackson at the Super Bowl,…