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Month: October 2026

Lena Dunham’s Girls Gets Surprise Mini Season Revival
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Lena Dunham’s Girls Gets Surprise Mini Season Revival

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026

The Girls still aren’t done growing up. HBO announced Tuesday that Lena Dunham’s generation-defining comedy series will be returning for…

Will Trump Running For Midterm President Help Down-Ballot Republicans?
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Will Trump Running For Midterm President Help Down-Ballot Republicans?

FinnOctober 13, 2026

       The post Will Trump Running For Midterm President Help Down-Ballot Republicans? appeared first on The Onion.     Read More FinnFinn…

Cornell Frats Party Plans Ruined By Alleged Rape Thing
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Cornell Frats Party Plans Ruined By Alleged Rape Thing

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Cornell University, where they’ve suspended all parties and…

Jacob Assures New Bride ‘Rachel’ He Wasn’t That Drunk At Wedding Last Night — UPDATE: Oh No
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Jacob Assures New Bride ‘Rachel’ He Wasn’t That Drunk At Wedding Last Night — UPDATE: Oh No

FinnOctober 13, 2026

    HARAN — Following a night of wine and music, Jacob reportedly began to assure his new bride Rachel that…

A Perfect Circle finally makes a video for a song you already listened to 10 times
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A Perfect Circle finally makes a video for a song you already listened to 10 times

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 A Perfect Circle’s “Starless” is still dominating the Active…

IAN HILL Quits JUDAS PRIEST Because Even He Cant Handle Rob Halfords Ego Anymore
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IAN HILL Quits JUDAS PRIEST Because Even He Cant Handle Rob Halfords Ego Anymore

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: Ian Hill is retiring from Judas Priest! 🌪️ As if we hadn’t seen this…

Matchbox Twenty Hits Road for 30th Anniversary Tour in 2027
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Matchbox Twenty Hits Road for 30th Anniversary Tour in 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026

Matchbox Twenty are taking 30 years of hits back on the road. The band has announced an extensive North American…

Red Hot Chili Peppers Headline Music Gol Festival 2027 in Argentina
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Red Hot Chili Peppers Headline Music Gol Festival 2027 in Argentina

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026

Red Hot Chili Peppers are set to return to Argentina in 2027. According to an announcement from Music Gol Festival,…

Greta Gerwig’s Narnia Trailer Features Led Zeppelin Soundtrack
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Greta Gerwig’s Narnia Trailer Features Led Zeppelin Soundtrack

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026

Netflix has released the first trailer for Narnia: The Magician’s Nephew, written and directed by Greta Gerwig and destined for…

Rockstar Announces ‘GTA VI’ Soundtrack Contains 10,000 Songs By Randy Newman
The Onion

Rockstar Announces ‘GTA VI’ Soundtrack Contains 10,000 Songs By Randy Newman

FinnOctober 13, 2026

       EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Fanning hype for its upcoming open-world sandbox game by teasing a copious collection of tracks from the legendary…

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