Pentagon Confirms Hasan Execution To Be Hosted By Ryan Seacrest
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Pentagon confirmed on Friday that domestic terrorist Nidal Hasan would be publicly executed in a…
Month: October 2026
FBI Finally Catches Guy Who Hacked Their Own People
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest FBI hack, and I have to say, it’s a wild story.…
White House Downplays Hyena Biting Down On Trump’s Ass
WASHINGTON—Calling the attention the incident was receiving yet another example of liberal media bias, the White House downplayed on…
Mastodon Drops Marrow Deep Vinyl with Actual Fossils Inside
Mastodon have announced a new vinyl edition of their latest album, Marrow Deep, pressed with real mastodon fossils. The vinyl…
Isaac Slade Tapped to Open for Ed Sheeran on Tour
Following the departure of all of Ed Sheeran’s opening acts in solidarity with Macklemore, who was dropped from the tour…
Cardi B and Fuerza Regida Drop New Tracks on GTA VI Soundtrack
With Grand Theft Auto VI arriving in just over a month, two more songs have been released from its official…
Mamdani Struggling To Find That Perfect Work-Terrorism Balance
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zoran Mamdani’s demeanor suffered in recent days, according to observers, as he struggled to…
Grandma Fondly Recalls Once Working With Homosexual
GREENSBORO, NC—Growing increasingly whimsical as she unearthed the memory from decades ago, local grandma Agatha Fuller fondly recalled Friday…
When the Bass Hits at a Metal Festival 💀🤘
When the headliner is so heavy, even the dinosaurs feel it. 🦖💀 Turn it up! #FunnyAsHell #Metal #Deathcore #MetalFestival #BassDrop…
Hurricane Isaias threatens America’s oil refineries because of course it does
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hurricane Isaias is heading straight for the US Gulf Coast, and…