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Month: October 2026

Rod Serling films exist beyond Twilight Zone cash grabs apparently
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Rod Serling films exist beyond Twilight Zone cash grabs apparently

FinnOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

Rod Serling is widely regarded as one of the most influential writers in television history, and for good reason. Before…

Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studios
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Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studios

FinnOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

The Skydance company, the latest behemoth to rise from the ashes of Paramount and Warner Bros., is at it again,…

OpenAI Fires Safety Team Because Who Needs Safety Anyway
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OpenAI Fires Safety Team Because Who Needs Safety Anyway

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Three OpenAI safety researchers, Mikita Balesni, Tomak Korbak, and Jasmine Wang,…

Spin of the Day: The American Academy of Pediatrics advocates for a nationwide ban on raw milk due to health risks. — 6% Mostly Reality
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Spin of the Day: The American Academy of Pediatrics advocates for a nationwide ban on raw milk due to health risks. — 6% Mostly Reality

FinnOctober 8, 2026

The American Academy of Pediatrics, the largest professional group of pediatricians in the U.S., has renewed its call for a…

US Debt Reaches Trillion Dollar Milestone Again Because Of Course
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US Debt Reaches Trillion Dollar Milestone Again Because Of Course

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The federal budget deficit has risen to nearly $2 trillion for…

AI Helps Iranian Operatives Fake News Like Pros
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AI Helps Iranian Operatives Fake News Like Pros

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans from Iran, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Loretta Lynn Album Produced By Jack White Returns To Streaming Soon
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Loretta Lynn Album Produced By Jack White Returns To Streaming Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2026

In 2004, Jack White convinced country icon Loretta Lynn to come out of retirement and cut a new album for…

Paramount Developing Live Action Cyberpunk 2077 Film Project
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Paramount Developing Live Action Cyberpunk 2077 Film Project

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2026

Paramount Pictures is developing a live-action movie adaptation of Cyberpunk 2077, the dystopian sci-fi video game starring Keanu Reeves, Deadline…

HBO Orders Crazy Rich Asians Series With Original Cast On Board
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HBO Orders Crazy Rich Asians Series With Original Cast On Board

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2026

The 2018 movie Crazy Rich Asians was a huge box office win for Warner Bros., and now the story is…

Egypt Saved After Joseph Advises Pharaoh To Stock Up On Emergency Food Buckets From My Patriot Supply
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Egypt Saved After Joseph Advises Pharaoh To Stock Up On Emergency Food Buckets From My Patriot Supply

FinnOctober 8, 2026

    EGYPT — Zaphenath-paneah, also called Joseph, successfully rescued the land from the grip of severe famine this week after…

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