Pete Hegseth Promises Super Fun Public Execution Party Soon
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news on the execution of Nidal Hasan, the man who…
Month: October 2026
Prime Day Deals Extended For Limited Time Only
American consumers are still reaping the benefits of Amazon’s fall Prime Big Deal Days sale, with numerous discounts on top-rated…
LA Honors Billy Idol With His Own Special Day November 13th
The City of Los Angeles has announced that it will declare November 13th as “Billy Idol Day.” The honor will…
Cornell Tries Going By Different Name
ITHACA, NY—In an aggressive attempt to distance itself from an alleged sexual assault at one of its fraternity houses,…
OpenAI’s Revenue Less Impressive Than Its Robot Uprising Plans
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest tech stock drama, and I have to say,…
Trivium Drops New Album Crown In The Grave And Title Track
Trivium have announced a new album titled Crown in the Grave, set for release November 20th via Roadrunner Records. Ahead…
Guns N Roses Join Aerosmith For Comeback Concerts
Aerosmith have announced that fellow legendary rockers Guns N’ Roses will be joining them for their comeback shows at the…
Billy Bragg and Wilco Reissue Expanded Mermaid Avenue Box Set
In the late ’90s, Nora Guthrie, daughter of legendary singer-songwriter Woody Guthrie, discovered a large trove of her father’s unpublished…
Aaron Rodgers Gives Up Ayahuasca After Getting Sacked By Big Bird
PITTSBURGH, PA — Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Aaron Rodgers decided to give up the psychedelic ayahuasca after getting sacked last…
Christa Pike Sentenced To Lifetime Execution
The post Christa Pike Sentenced To Lifetime Execution appeared first on The Onion. Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…