More than 8,000 people in Michigan received IDs with a photo of a random smiling man printed on them, with officials stressing the photo is a generic non-resident. What do you think?

“Nobody in Michigan would be smiling in their driver’s license.”
Elroy Schaefer, Bean Sheller

“I just assumed everyone had to be a generic man now.”
Lakisha Hickman, Veterinary Consultant

“That guy’s on the hook to donate a lot of organs.”
Pablo Arroyo, Bike Welder
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