ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Leaks about Iran reveal Trump’s loyalty issues again
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again left to ponder the wisdom of THE FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
Day: September 15, 2026
Rubio Clamps Down On South Africa With Fancy New Visa Rules
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this latest announcement from the US Secretary of…
Vance Suggests Republicans Just Talk About Abdul El-Sayed Instead Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is urging House Republicans to make Michigan…
GOP Leader Unveils Bill Allowing Victims to Finally Speak Without Fear
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this new bill that’s supposed to help survivors of sexual abuse speak…
Spin of the Day: ProPublica reports on exploitation in Dominican baseball, highlighting underage players and predatory lenders. — 11% Mostly Reality
ProPublica's investigation reveals systemic exploitation within the Dominican Republic's baseball training system, highlighting how underage players, some as young as…
Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Reboots Apparently
In the endless pursuit of nostalgia and easy profits, TV revivals have become the norm. It’s a rare classic show…
Tarantino Finally Creates Something That Won’t Spawn 12 Sequels
As Quentin Tarantino’s film output has slowed in recent years, his literary output has increased. Because, you know, the world…
60 Minutes Revamp Draws Smaller Crowd for Season Debut
The newly retooled 60 Minutes suffered a heavy TV audience falloff in its season premiere, Variety reports. The ratings for…
Democrats Suddenly Remember They’re Supposed To Oppose Trump Sometimes
Folks, it looks like the Democrats are having a bit of a meltdown. I’m sipping my coffee and reading about…
Trump’s Mail Voting Hopes Officially Returned to Sender
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just blocked President Donald Trump’s sweeping restrictions on…