In the latest shocking-but-not-surprising turn of events, Thom Yorke — Radiohead’s resident king of angst and doom — has made it crystal clear that he doesn’t give two hoots about your precious little fantasies of a Radiohead reunion. During a chat with Double J, the 56-year-old indie-god-turned-solo-tourist declared with the conviction of a man who’s just finished meditating in a bunker: «I don’t know and I don’t care.» Ah yes, the sweet symphony of indifference, delivered with that trademark Yorke charm. 🎶 Who could have seen it coming? Oh, right… everyone.
And it gets better. In a statement that would make even the most devoted fans choke on their vintage vinyl collection, Yorke confirmed that Radiohead no longer holds much appeal for him — you know, that little band that basically defined existential dread for two decades. «No offense and, er, thanks for caring,» he added politely (because manners matter, folks) before delivering the ultimate blow: the band’s success has earned him the right to do whatever he damn well pleases. Translation: he’s too busy making experimental music that sounds like a malfunctioning blender to worry about your feelings. 😌
But wait, there’s more! Off the record (because, of course, he saves the best stuff for when the mic is off), Yorke allegedly hinted that a Radiohead reunion could happen… but only if they performed their most whiny, pessimistic songs on stage. Yes, you heard that right. If you’re dreaming of hearing Creep live, make sure you bring tissues and a support group — the band’s all about embracing misery now. 🎻 Their next tour? Maybe they’ll call it The World is a Pitiful Place and We’re Here to Remind You. Sounds like a blast, doesn’t it?
And if you thought that rumors of Radiohead rehearsing were signs of hope, think again. According to Yorke, the band wasn’t prepping for a reunion — they were just engaging in a therapeutic whining session. «We locked ourselves in the studio and took turns whining like it was group therapy,» Yorke revealed, with the enthusiasm of a man who’s seen too much. Apparently, this is how Radiohead has been making all their albums since day one. Well, it makes sense, doesn’t it? After all, who wouldn’t want to pay for a front-row seat to the world’s most emo AA meeting?
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
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