Kim Thayil claims 90s Seattle scene was totally sober somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously nostalgic and potentially depressing news? 🤯 Because Kim Thayil, the legendary…
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Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
Some Guy Named Prisoner Released By Miley Cyrus Apparently
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia-tinged, European modern metal goodness? Because I’m not, but here we are.…
Geddy Lee still butchering Rush songs in original keys because his ego refuses to acknowledge his vocal decline
Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 RUSH is back, and I’m not sure if I should be excited…
Nickelback blesses us with footage of them not being hated for 5 whole minutes while making Rattle The Cage video
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I heard that Nickelback is releasing a new album, “Everything…
Slipknot Ditches Sid Wilson Because His Jumping Got Old
Oh no, the sky is falling! SLIPKNOT has parted ways with longtime member Sid Wilson, and I’m totally not okay…
Skillet Blesses Us With More Christian Rock To Suffer Through
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Christian rock? 🤘 Because Skillet just announced a new independent EP, “After…
Foghat Still Exists Apparently
I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked, SHOCKED, that Foghat is still a thing.…
Mastodon drops new video because you clearly didnt have enough prog metal in your life yet
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 MASTODON just dropped the official music video for “In…
DOM LAWSON has a heart attack because metal isn’t loud enough apparently his heart needed more motivation
Oh no, the metal world is shaken to its core: Dom Lawson, the renowned UK metal journalist, has suffered a…
Nick Holmes Still Clinging To Gothic Metal Label Because It Sounds Cooler Than Middle Aged Man Playing Music
Oh no, the pioneers of gothic metal are still alive and kicking, and I’m not sure if I should be…