Taylor Momsen Only Cares About Herself Now
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious angst and emotional depth? 🤯 Because Taylor Momsen, the queen of…
Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
Melissa Auf Der Maur blesses us with more music we didnt ask for
Oh boy, get ready for a blast from the past! 🎸 Melissa Auf Der Maur, the iconic bassist of HOLE…
Fates Warning’s Ray Alder and Jim Matheos bless us with acoustic Under The Sun because you clearly needed this in your life
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Harry Conklin Still Singing About Wizards And Stuff On New Cloven Hoof Album
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Kirk Windstein’s Back Acts Up Again Because He’s Old
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Rush To Play Same 12 Songs For 12 Months In Vegas Because You Clearly Needed That
Oh great, because what the world really needed was another reason for boomers to flock to Las Vegas: RUSH is…
KINGDOM COME somehow still exists and is playing Ohio
Breaking News: KINGDOM COME Still Exists, And They’re Still Playing Shows 🤯! I mean, who wouldn’t want to see a…
Beauty Queen Trades Crowns For Corpse Paint Because Thats What The World Really Needed
I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked (not really) that a beauty queen, Ignacia…
Mantas Still Teasing Venom Reunion Because You Clearly Need More Noise In Your Life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school black metal drama? 🤯 Because I’m about to spill all the…
Aaron Lewis Calls Out Posers Using Backing Tracks Because Authenticity Is Overrated Anyway
Oh no, the sky is falling! Aaron Lewis, the frontman of STAIND, has spoken out against the use of backing…