Primus recruits Death Angel vocalist because why not
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Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
Warrel Dane spinning in grave as Nevermore replaces him with some dude named Berzan Onen
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Anthrax fires Joey Belladonna because of course they did
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Sepulturas Andreas Kisser Finally Says Something That Might Get Him Banned From Twitter
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Municipal Waste Writes Another Album Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Thrash Already
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Dave Mustaine Credits Divine Intervention For Not Dying Yet
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PLUSH finally gives us the nu metal revival we never asked for
I just heard that PLUSH has released a new single, “Animalistic”, and I’m still trying to pick up the pieces…
Wednesday 13 teams up with John 5 because his solo career was going so well
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Doro still rocking at 57 because metal is cheaper than Botox
In a shocking turn of events, German metal queen Doro Pesch has revealed that she’s still going strong after four…
Abbath Throws Epic Tantrum Cuts Show After 2 Whole Minutes Of Tolerating Humans
Oh no, the apocalypse has finally arrived: Abbath’s concert lasted a whole 2 minutes 🤯! I mean, who needs a…