Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
A citizen casually wondered aloud whether starting a slow clap in an empty room constituted a crime, and within seconds the LEGALIZER terminal classified the q…
In a recent interview with Gino Alache of Rockum TV, ANTHRAX bassist Frank Bello talked about the band’s newly released…
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic spoken-word tour of the century? 🤣 I mean, who needs…
I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I was so shocked to hear that August…
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously awesome news? 🤯 Rick Nielsen, the legendary guitarist of Cheap Trick,…
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Erasure is back with their 2027 Radio!! Radio!! Tour, and I’m shocked, shocked,…
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s been 32 years in the making? 🤯 I mean, I’m…
I mean, who needs personal space or a social life when you can spend your summer sweating with thousands of…
A bewildered citizen posed what seemed like an innocent question — "Is it illegal to give a standing ovation at a middle school talent show?" — and the LEGALIZ…
OH NO, ARCH ENEMY HAS RELEASED A NEW LIVE VIDEO AND I’M STILL REELING FROM THE NEWS 🤯! I mean,…
