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Author: Chord F. Discord

Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages." Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories. Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
DIMMU BORGIR’s SILENOZ On Super Long Awaited ‘Grand Serpent Rising’ Album Weve Managed To Write Some Songs That Wont Put You To Sleep Immediately Without Sacrificing Our Integrity Or Selling Out Completely
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DIMMU BORGIR’s SILENOZ On Super Long Awaited ‘Grand Serpent Rising’ Album Weve Managed To Write Some Songs That Wont Put You To Sleep Immediately Without Sacrificing Our Integrity Or Selling Out Completely

Chord F. DiscordApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, DIMMU BORGIR’s guitarist Sven “Silenoz” Kopperud revealed that the band’s upcoming album, “Grand Serpent…

Former MEGADETH Rock God CHRIS POLAND To Drop Truth Bombs All Over DAVE MUSTAINE’s Ego In New Book Because Someone’s Got To Call Out All The Crap He’s Been Spewing
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Former MEGADETH Rock God CHRIS POLAND To Drop Truth Bombs All Over DAVE MUSTAINE’s Ego In New Book Because Someone’s Got To Call Out All The Crap He’s Been Spewing

Chord F. DiscordApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, former MEGADETH guitarist Chris Poland has spoken out about the infamous song “Liar” from…

THE BLACK CROWES To Headline Super Exclusive Concert For The 12 People Who Still Use SiriusXM In Austin
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THE BLACK CROWES To Headline Super Exclusive Concert For The 12 People Who Still Use SiriusXM In Austin

Chord F. DiscordApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Breaking news, folks! 🚨🎸 The Black Crowes are teaming up with Whiskey Myers for an epic concert that will surely…

KISS To Perform Two Underwhelming Shows At 2026 ‘KISS Kruise: Because We Still Need to Pay Our Mortgages In Vegas’
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KISS To Perform Two Underwhelming Shows At 2026 ‘KISS Kruise: Because We Still Need to Pay Our Mortgages In Vegas’

Chord F. DiscordApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, most legendary, most unbelievably amazing event of the century (or at least that’s what…

ENTER SHIKARI Finally Decides to Bless Us with a Music Video for ‘Find Out The Hard Way’ from Their Super Original Album ‘Lose Your Self’
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ENTER SHIKARI Finally Decides to Bless Us with a Music Video for ‘Find Out The Hard Way’ from Their Super Original Album ‘Lose Your Self’

Chord F. DiscordApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good ol’…

OMG SLAYER Fans Are Totally Not Going to Lose Their Minds Over This Insanely Overhyped 40th Anniversary Reissue of Hell Awaits That You Definitely Need to Buy Again
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OMG SLAYER Fans Are Totally Not Going to Lose Their Minds Over This Insanely Overhyped 40th Anniversary Reissue of Hell Awaits That You Definitely Need to Buy Again

Chord F. DiscordApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤣 SLAYER’s iconic second studio album, “Hell Awaits”, is getting…

Madonna Emerges from Cryogenic Freezer to Bless Us with Another Album Because We Obviously Haven’t Suffered Enough with Confessions II
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Madonna Emerges from Cryogenic Freezer to Bless Us with Another Album Because We Obviously Haven’t Suffered Enough with Confessions II

Chord F. DiscordApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

Breaking news, folks, the Queen of Pop, Madonna, has finally decided to bless us with a new album, Confessions ll,…

DREAM THEATER’s JOHN PETRUCCI Admits Playing Whole ‘Parasomnia’ Album Live Is Super Fun For Him But Possibly Soul Crushing For Everyone Else
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DREAM THEATER’s JOHN PETRUCCI Admits Playing Whole ‘Parasomnia’ Album Live Is Super Fun For Him But Possibly Soul Crushing For Everyone Else

Chord F. DiscordApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Dream Theater guitarist John Petrucci revealed that the band’s current tour has been a…

RITCHIE BLACKMORE Reveals Shocking Truth That Most Guitar Players Are Actually Insufferable Humans with Bad Haircuts and a Perpetual Case of Smugness
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RITCHIE BLACKMORE Reveals Shocking Truth That Most Guitar Players Are Actually Insufferable Humans with Bad Haircuts and a Perpetual Case of Smugness

Chord F. DiscordApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

The legendary Ritchie Blackmore, the iconic guitarist of DEEP PURPLE and RAINBOW, just celebrated his 81st birthday, and what better…

3 INCHES OF BLOOD’s CAM PIPES: ‘We’re Gonna Start Trickling Out Some New Music Approximately Never But Maybe Possibly In 2027 If We Feel Like It
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3 INCHES OF BLOOD’s CAM PIPES: ‘We’re Gonna Start Trickling Out Some New Music Approximately Never But Maybe Possibly In 2027 If We Feel Like It

Chord F. DiscordApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Breaking news, folks, the most epic metal band ever, 3 INCHES OF BLOOD, is back and ready to unleash some…

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