Another farewell tour precursor, charity show for former Adam Ant drummer
Because apparently charity gigs are the one thing that can bring the music industry together, a multi-band extravaganza has been…
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Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
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