ALIEN ANT FARM drops Gaslighter because your ex needed another song to relate to
I mean, who wouldn’t want to listen to a band that’s been around since the Clinton administration? ALIEN ANT FARM,…
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Aerosmith dusts off geriatric bones for 2 shows at Hollywood Bowl presumably to pay medical bills
Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 Aerosmith is back, and they’re bringing all their friends to the party!…
SLAYER sells overpriced goo filled vinyl to desperate 40 year olds
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩 I mean, it’s not like we’ve been waiting…
BUSH still exists and is rehashing old albums
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Win Madness encore farewell tour edition now on disc because you clearly need it
Because, apparently, the world was missing a deluxe edition of a 40-year-old film about Madness, the British Film Institute has…
Win Cabaret Voltaire’s swan song deluxe edition, because one farewell isn’t enough
Well, well, well, look what we have here – another reissue, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Cabaret Voltaire’s…
Bananarama’s umpteenth farewell tour shenanigans commence with hits galore
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the most successful British female band of the 80s, Bananarama, have announced details…
FLOOR JANSEN Makes Album Without NIGHTWISH Baggage Finally
In a shocking turn of events, NIGHTWISH singer Floor Jansen has announced her upcoming studio album, “Hytress”, which is set…
Devin Townsend’s 36 Year Marriage Ends, Guess The Music Industry Wasn’t Enough To Pay The Bills
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious navel-gazing? Devin Townsend, the mastermind behind Strapping Young Lad and a…
TED LUNDSTRÖM Hates Money And Success Apparently
OH MY GOD, AMON AMARTH’S TED LUNDSTRÖM JUST SAID THE MOST PROFOUND THING EVER AND I’M SHAKING RIGHT NOW 🤯!…