“Find Your Life Purpose!” (As If It’s Just Lost Behind the Couch)
OMG! Another “find your purpose” workshop? 🙄 As if your life is a missing sock. This guru promises enlightenment via…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
PERMA-fied Aufrichts: Because Lesson Planning is SO Last Century
Oh NOOOO! 🙄 Another PERMA teach-in? Prepare for maximum positivity, folks! Multiplikator:innen + teachers (all levels) who’ve already suffered PERMA.teach,…
English with Dyslexia: Prepare for Utter Chaos
OMG! LRS & English? 🤯 Is your kid doomed? Marleen Dudjahn (Duden Institute) will tell you! Learn why English is…
**”Stairway to Heaven (of Incremental Features, Obvs)”**
**Sonam Spitz, the enlightened guru of… screens? 🧘♀️ Join her online May 24-25, 2025, for 7-8 hours of pure bliss!…
AI’s Global Supply Chain: Is Your Toaster Obeys Ethical Guidelines?
AI is Racist, Data Centers Steal Water, More at Milan Seminar! AI perpetuates colonial logic and structural discrimination, says the…
Sacramento Discovers R&B (Finally!) at Cesar Chavez Park: A 2025 Odyssey Part 1 (Hold On To Your Hats!)
Sac “❤️’s” R&B at Cesar Chavez (allegedly). Prepare for elevator music 🎶. Cesar Chávez Plaza? More like “Cesar CHAVEZ ME,…
Reggae Rooftop Rave: Guaranteed to Make You Sweat (and Question Your Life Choices)
REGGAE ON THE ROOF! 🌴Saturdays at Cafe Circa! FREE entry ’til 11PM if you RSVP (lol, as if). 2 levels,…
Therapeutic Movement: Because Laying on the Couch Isn’t Working for You, Apparently
OMG! Four Zoom classes (July 1, 8, 15 & 22, 20:00-21:30 Argentina time) to unlock your inner🧘♀️ with “Neuroscience of…
Cercanía 2025: Because We Know You Secretly Yearn for More Emails
**OMG! Cercanía 2025 Digital Experience is HERE! 🤩 Prepare to be BORED on YouTube Live, June 27th, 10 am PST/11…
Facilitation: Because Adulting is Hard and We Need a Group Hug to Decide What to Order for Lunch
OMG! A “super potente” 1h15 sesh in petit comité to play with facilitation? 🤣 Guaranteeing workshop success? 🤔 Yeah, right!…