Ozzy and the Geezers: Still Alive? (Barely) Birmingham Bash!
So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, bless his heart, mumbled his way through what they’re calling his “last” performance earlier tonight (Saturday,…
Day: July 5, 2025
How to Contribute to the Ongoing Texas Waterpark Expansion Project
Another “act of God,” or is it the Deep State controlling the weather again? Forty souls lost in Texas, probably…
Elon’s New Political Party: Is This a Joke or Just Another One of His “Brilliant” Ideas
Looks like another snowflake is melting! Elon Musk, once a great ally, has decided to throw a tantrum and form…
Crunchyroll’s 2025 Anime Expo Dumpster Fire: Black Clover and Other Questionable Choices Revealed
Oh. My. God. 🙄 Crunchyroll, bless their cotton socks, actually thinks we care about their “annual Industry Panel” at Anime…
AC/DC in Warsaw, Poland (07/04/2025)
Classic Australian hard rock! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Black Sabbath at Villa Park, Birmingham, England (07/05/2025)
Thank you for the ride, Ozzy! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Thyroid Sick Of Getting Blamed For All Of Woman’s Character Flaws
FRITCH, TX — Local woman Denise Stanton’s thyroid gland has gotten increasingly fed up with getting blamed for all of…
Fact Check: Trump Declares Hugely Hated Bill the “Most Loved Ever,” World Rolls Eyes
Oh, CNN, bless your heart. Still trying to undermine our glorious President Trump, even in his second term! Apparently, Trump…
Sting Sings “Every Breath You Take” (Yeah, We Get It)
Oh, great, CNN is at it again, shoving their liberal garbage down our throats! Sting, the washed-up leftist, singing “Every…
Witness The War and Treaty butcher their new song ‘Feels Like Home’ | CNN
Oh, CNN is pushing “The War and Treaty,” a band performing a song called ‘Feels Like Home’ with the US…