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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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New Study Reveals Videos Of Police Arresting Protesters Are Very, Very Funny

FinnFebruary 6, 2026

    U.S. — Shattering all preconceived notions on the efficacy of public protests, a new study revealed that video footage…

Trump Defends Racist Video As Racist
The Onion

Trump Defends Racist Video As Racist

FinnFebruary 6, 2026

       The post Trump Defends Racist Video As Racist appeared first on The Onion.    The post Trump Defends Racist Video…

Babylon Bee

Journalists Shocked To Be Laid Off From Obsolete Media Outlet That Loses $100 Million Annually

FinnFebruary 6, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Over 300 “journalists” were reportedly caught totally off guard this week when an obsolete media outlet…

Margo’s Got Money Troubles – Watch Michelle Pfeiffer, Elle Fanning, and Nick Offerman in the trailer for the new series from David E. Kelly, because who doesn’t love watching rich people pretend to be broke?
Breaking, Movie News

Margo’s Got Money Troubles – Watch Michelle Pfeiffer, Elle Fanning, and Nick Offerman in the trailer for the new series from David E. Kelly, because who doesn’t love watching rich people pretend to be broke?

FinnFebruary 6, 2026February 6, 2026

Move over, “Succession” – Apple TV has found a new way to make you feel better about your crippling student…

Craig Mazin Plotting to Ruin Your Favorite RPG with Baldur’s Gate 3 TV Show
Breaking, Games News, Movie News

Craig Mazin Plotting to Ruin Your Favorite RPG with Baldur’s Gate 3 TV Show

FinnFebruary 6, 2026February 6, 2026

Attention all you nerds with your fancy dice and character sheets, HBO has heard your desperate pleas and is finally…

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Bad Bunny
The Onion

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Bad Bunny

FinnFebruary 6, 2026

       Reggaeton and Latin trap artist Bad Bunny is this year’s Super Bowl halftime show performer. The Onion sat down…

Man Breaks World Record for Most Times Riding Disneyland’s ‘Cars’ Ride, Probably Needs a New Hobby
Breaking, Games News

Man Breaks World Record for Most Times Riding Disneyland’s ‘Cars’ Ride, Probably Needs a New Hobby

FinnFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

Oh, look at Mr. Big Shot, Jon Hale of Brea, California. This guy has ridden Radiator Springs Racers more times…

Rose Byrne’s Epic Car Heist: The Trailer Where She’s the One Getting Towed
Breaking, Movie News

Rose Byrne’s Epic Car Heist: The Trailer Where She’s the One Getting Towed

FinnFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

Oh look, another feel-good Hollywood drama about someone fighting “the system” while we all sip our $7 lattes! In a…

Babylon Bee

Winter Olympics To Protest Trump’s Immigration Policies By Removing Ice From Skating Rinks

FinnFebruary 5, 2026

    MILAN — The most prestigious athletic event on the world stage issued a clear political statement this week, as…

‘Washington Post’ Lays Off One Third Of Newsroom
The Onion

‘Washington Post’ Lays Off One Third Of Newsroom

FinnFebruary 5, 2026

       The Washington Post announced sweeping layoffs amid declining revenue and backlash against the way owner Jeff Bezos has managed…

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