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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
‘He-Man’ Co-Creator Flexes Muscles of Desperation, Begs for Cash to Heal Like a Real Hero
Breaking, Movie News

‘He-Man’ Co-Creator Flexes Muscles of Desperation, Begs for Cash to Heal Like a Real Hero

FinnFebruary 8, 2026February 8, 2026

Oh no, not another GoFundMe plea from the toy industry! But wait—this one’s for He-Man’s dad? Let’s dive into this…

Babylon Bee

Pastor Heads To Booth After Service To Await Scores From The Judges

FinnFebruary 8, 2026

    OMAHA, NE — After wrapping up this morning’s sermon, local Pastor Scott Denison headed to the booth as he…

Babylon Bee

8 Things To Double-Check Before Posting A Video To The President’s Social Media Account

FinnFebruary 7, 2026

    Posting social media content for the President of the United States comes with tremendous responsibility, so it’s critical to…

Babylon Bee

Sad: With Washington Post Cutbacks, No One Keeping Track Of How Racist The Birds Are Getting

FinnFebruary 7, 2026

    U.S. — In a deep loss for the nation, the mass layoffs at The Washington Post have left no…

Babylon Bee

Impressed By Their Setting Up Checkpoints To Demand Papers, Trump Hires Protesters To Join Border Patrol

FinnFebruary 7, 2026

    U.S. — After watching several videos of anti-ICE protesters viciously hunting people down to check their papers, an impressed…

Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Marred By Catcalling Italian Men On Sidelines
The Onion

Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Marred By Catcalling Italian Men On Sidelines

FinnFebruary 7, 2026

       VAL DI FIEMME, ITALY—Calling it a “relentless barrage of unwelcome yelling” that distracted from the competition, officials confirmed Saturday that…

Babylon Bee

7 Least-Gay Winter Olympics Events

FinnFebruary 6, 2026

    While the Summer Olympics are often lauded for their impressive displays of elite athletic prowess, the Winter Olympics are…

Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara
The Onion

Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara

FinnFebruary 6, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Infuriated at the sullying of a cherished American tradition, angry conservatives across the country vented their outrage Friday over…

TrumpRx Unveils $1 Million Citizenship Pill
The Onion

TrumpRx Unveils $1 Million Citizenship Pill

FinnFebruary 6, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Touting it as the fastest and most convenient way for people from foreign countries to be a part of…

Babylon Bee

Researchers Confirm That During Childbirth, Women Feel Almost The Same Amount Of Pain A Man Feels When He’s Stuck Walking Behind A Slow Person

FinnFebruary 6, 2026

    U.S. — A study conducted by the National Institutes of Health (NIH) appeared to demonstrate that women experiencing childbirth…

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